Matt Buscarino

“man of the mind”

[Matt Buscarino @mattbusc]

I’m warning you right now; this is political.

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That photo is pretty much the modern equivalent of this

[Laia Cervelló Herrero @Laia_Cervello]

So this could turn out to be a World Cup final.

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@sleepy_roobs @paracelled @w_mol728

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I don’t know why but I instinctively read this tweet in Dave Chapelle’s voice

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

i keep telling yall there's functional crackheads out here

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

transphobic man wearing a face full of bronzer advertises new hormone replacement therapy options for cisgender male troops. everything is gender

[Matt Buscarino @mattbusc]

Mouse in da fireplace 🐁🪤‼️‼️‼️

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Audiobook’s gonna go crazy

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’ve written a book about my time as President. It’s called PROMISE ME, AMERICA. It’s coming out November 17th and is available for preorder now. 
https://t.co/uMINr9efxS
@littlebrown

[Matt Buscarino @mattbusc]

I got it in 4 #BuiltDifferent

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

Dear New York Times,

Today’s Wordle was awful.

Sincerely,
Everyone

P.S. Is that even a real word?

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

Rest in peace,
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, 52,
and
Joan Sebastian Guerrero, 26,
beloved children of God.

[Reny🌻⭒✵ @fdahhhhhh]

“Where is the Pacific Ocean?”
The helpful FDR equipped with basic geographic knowledge:

[Matt Buscarino @mattbusc]

@crustyjebb You can still ask for one

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

deeply saddened by the passing of my colleague, Literal Hitler. while we disagreed on many things, he always knew how to make us laugh.

[Matt Buscarino @mattbusc]

@crustyjebb *You

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@crustyjebb Your are the last person to find this out

[lexaprotaganist @lexaprotaganist]

they should bury Mitch and Lindsey together like this

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Newly released photo of Mitch McConnell (I took it last year but am only releasing it now)

[luke7 @sauronluke]

This app is kind of like black mold

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@bigsouptaco @w_mol728

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Jonah

[tooter @kratomicbomb]

is there even poop in the bible

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Tom McDonald: