Matthew Craig-Greene

MD, award winning #IR& #Marketing Solutions @MJHudsonCorp. Poorly executed poetry, enthusiastic karaoke. #5 expert en #AssetManagement en France #privateequity

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

@Wenzelsthebaker my dog has eaten some of your double chocolate cookies and I need to know how much chocolate is in each of them

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

Towards bottom of bag, too!

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

@AsdaServiceTeam please tell me it’s not normal to find this in a packet of your crisps #gross - looks like someone stuck some cleaning cloth in there!!

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

@Plus_haut @NotThatHughes MCC Escher

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

@anothercohen Or maybe someone could just have a word, eh?

[Dave @dave_n84]

No wonder it’s so bloody cold outside. Someone left the freezer door open.

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

This is a great overview of waterfall calculation models. Reach out if you have any questions! #privateequity #waterfalls #noscrubs https://t.co/IiutMjabNK

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

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[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

As reported elsewhere, I’m happy to share that I’m starting a new position as Member of the Board of Advisors at qashqade AG! https://t.co/HuxV7XXHgR

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

Very excited about this. https://t.co/7QJrJVm6Na

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

I’m a #Jersey virgin
Going for the very first time…

Somehow, I have never been to the #ChannelIslands. Never ridden a donkey in Guernsey, never met the Jersey Royals, the only Sark I’ve been to is the Cutty one and that’s much closer to home than Herm.…https://t.co/apXPDgYupy

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

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[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

This is an incredible #privateequity course! You will learn a huge amount in an incredible setting, surrounded by incredible people Alexander Chaplin Eden Spivakovsky @carltonandco Paulus Ingram Fons Lute https://t.co/6SlLZdSyZh

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

Be warned! https://t.co/oBqirBQOSP

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

Hello, Wagtails! Hello, #London!
I’m in town to run some workshops and client meetings, today. If you want a free review of your #pitchbook or other materials, I’d be happy to oblige. Let me know in the comments or reply to me privately.
Ground rules:
1.…https://t.co/m3kxtyKDHp

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

This is no joke, people. #SEC is taking action against #privateequity fund advisers...qashqade AG has a robust service that can parse your LPA and check what you should be charging (GP) or paying (LP). This is an extremely expensive (cash/reputation) set…https://t.co/8KbsSN3ycA

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

Hands down worst movie poster EVER... https://t.co/ov4psQyQ8M

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

Yes, in case you were wondering, it is a LOT of fun, working with this crew… https://t.co/OFf64kjedd

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

These speakers know their stuff. I urge you all to register! https://t.co/wzkp7fABhA

[Matthew Craig-Greene @mattcg]

Always, always, always worth tuning in when @devinmathews is speaking... https://t.co/zOLCTv112a