Matt Holmes

I’m looking for Twitter, is this the right place?

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

@AndrewSuydam Why is that funny that’s exactly the type of thing this app was invented for

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@DavidSacks Surrender conditional on terms of global elite like you is not an “opportunity for peace”

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@BK_McCallum @dieworkwear His parents probably saved his life he should be proud of them, and we should we proud that we were able to help him find freedom in our wonderful country. Why make his personal life into your political activism? Can’t you find your own purpose, not trash on his?

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

@chamath Haters gonna hate

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@workingsanford @AngelaBelcamino Heartless fuck

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@Wino_Winnie @AnastasiaforKam Stop talking you’re not even allowed to serve like a man anymore because your party thinks you should be making sandwiches and manufacturing little master race offspring. Sounds awesome

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

@Wino_Winnie @AnastasiaforKam More like Trump first look at me it’s my birthday look at all this military stuff I have done absolutely nothing for and even made fun of veterans ya wow what a fuck head

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

Anyone have a discount code for Zillow or Redfin they could share? These houses are getting expensive

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

@asheborn57 @HollyBriden @MeanLILMeoW Nah. She lost the claim to call herself a parody a long time ago. She just says a bunch of ridiculous bs and when it’s too crazy she and others can pay it off it by saying it’s just parody!

No it’s just self-indulgent engagement farming

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

@HollyBriden @MeanLILMeoW Hahahaha someone calls you out and you threaten to sue what an entitled dumb dumb

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Why would you want me to hate sex offenders less than I currently do?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Funny that they don’t

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

@DearS_o_n @brianemuraya How do i pretend when it’s not pretend

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@DefiyantlyFree The first step to that end would be you deleting your account!

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

@ldsooner1 @22RobinZ22 @JoeeMeez No they are the best, they are never in a hurry, so easy to pass and get around.

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

@22RobinZ22 @JoeeMeez For me this is the best. The people who just cruise are so easy to deal with. Its predictable.

The drivers with egos and a car that says I have something to prove are the hardest to share the road with.

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

@NancyMace @FloridaSpur What does mocking the apprarance of someone’s vajayjay have to do with tolerance?

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

@LaGrecca333 Well said. Her energy is so distracting you think bathtoom monitor was the only thing she’s was elected to do.

Regardless of how you feel about trans issues, this is ultimately not that consequential and doesn’t need to be dramatized.

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

@JoeySalads In the words of so many MAGA, “FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!”

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Apparently there’s question about whether liberals believe a man can get pregnant or not.

I am here to state the simple truth: pregnant men would be the absolute fucking worst. Even if biologically possible, we need to come together and forbid it from ever happening.

[Matt Holmes @mattcholmes]

@sweatystartup Ironically a great way to do that is to write a book that tells other people how to make money