Matthew Schauer

Just me

Matthew 6:34

[a.j. ⚧️🛸 @normalmaxxedaj]

jobs are not identities they are random shit you do for money

[Skeleton Discount @bigspooktime]

there is literally not a single other food youtuber doing it like this guy. If you don't know abut Joe you would never in a million years guess how the video goes after he gets his order taken.

[luda 🇺🇸🇺🇦🌹 @luda8t]

Beautiful community note

[T B 💨🪐 @Christi65458114]

The earth gave us WEED and shrooms but mfs still choose coke & perks???

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[Nik. @jadore_nicolee]

Yall are saying the garlic powder recall is gonna hit black folks the hardest….baby all of our seasonings are expired 😂 we’ll be fine

[fer⁹₅ ★ @hyunjindraw]

Eu quando minha namorada fica 1 segundos sem me dar carinho

[athina ⚢ @femmebitchtop]

my carts a man cuz ion hit women

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Boomers after voting to send $5 trillion to Israel while their kids and grandkids can’t afford their own homes

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Ancient Greece literally had an androgynous god that was a god of intersex and androgyny but conservatives will still try to convince you that gender identity is a modern day invention caused by the woke mind virus.

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

Nobody could tell me shit if Nolan said my film “works like a motherfucker”

[kate🇵🇸 @katewidman12]

they’re acting like elliot page’s ethnicity is trans😭

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Adulting is so harddd. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next you’re convinced you’re not doing enough.

[C @galac_2]

How it feels to talk to that friend who has the perfect balance of maturity and weirdness

[nica @niniscourge]

fico assim sempre que to perto da minha namorada, amo ela

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[Nice Kicks @nicekicks]

Converse and Dragon Ball Z unveiled an all-new sneaker + apparel collection 🐉🟠

Characters featured:
- Shenron
- Goku
- Vegeta
- Frieza
- Cell
- Buu
- Goten & Trunks

The Converse x Dragon Ball Z collection drops July 23 in North America and China followed by a worldwide release on August 11 🗓️

[Sasha @Sashaz04]

weed tolerance gap relationship

[I shouldve been raising kanan @NOTSubzerodrew]

niggas doing titty tuesday this app trash