Matt McCormack

Father of three boys 8 and under, Clydesdale triathlete, High School basketball coach and small business owner.

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@stoolpresidente Is there a chance Trump can get the results overturned?!??

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@chellebe @JeromyYYC @ElectionsAB Michelle drop your skin care routine ASAP!!! Guuuuurrrrrlll you're looking good for someone in their eighties!

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@The_Fish01 @JeromyYYC Jonny, comments like this is why you had no friends in high school

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@kim_tyers Disappointed but not surprised you made this motion, Kim. I guess it makes sense when you consider Communities First bankrolled your campaign. You're clearly not working for Calgarians.

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@TweetByGerald @Cobratate He does have the gut!!! Perhaps he should do more sit-ups.....

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@YakkStack Sheldon? I have some friends who used to be weird and angry about everything and they started taking CBD and it's helped them measure out what is and is not an appropriate response to things that displease you.

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@kgthorne68 @Oiler_Country @LukaszukAB I know sincerity gets lost on Twitter but I am so grateful to people like you. Thank-you. So proud to be Canadian and can't thank you for all you did!

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@YakkStack Shelly off the top rope!!!! Surely a 69 joke didn't hurt your feelings? The important thing is you had more votes than Larry Heather!

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@Chill520 @JackDan110 I know. That was the joke.

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@mirage__1941 @DanWMcLean @JeromyYYC He definitely fooled the wookies!

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@freedom4alltime @KirkLubimov I didn't ask for a single qoke policy!! Heck Erin, I don't even know what qoke means....

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@KirkLubimov Can I complain about the weather or my sore back? Or are all complaints off the table?

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@DavidStaplesYEG @skmhome @dstaples 5 minutes?! Back in my day I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Give me five bees for a quarter you’d say. They didn’t have white onions because of the war

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@WiensRon @BertaProudDad @SonyaSharpYYC Well if I can't trust a parody account to tell me who to vote for who can I trust!! Thanks Ron!

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@RickBellwrites @SonyaSharpYYC @calgaryherald Closed door meeting? Her first act is to keep doing things in private? What happened to the promise of transparency?

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@DanWMcLean Are you saying Sonya should step down in favour of Jeff? As a huge Davison supporter I agree with this take. Thanks for being the adult in the room, Dan.

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@Silentbutstron1 @JeromyYYC A know lair?!?? Like a place to hide out. Sounds suspect.....