Matt Stevens

Oregonian living in Denver. iLike music, sports, fun shit, and comedy. Also coffee and good booze

[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

@PGE4Me your website has to be the worst website i've ever used to pay bills. also you suck.

[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

🌎 Verifying my application for SuperHi Basic Income:

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[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

@inkcoffee Suck it, bitches.

[Beau Willimon @BeauWillimon]

The richest 20% of Americans own over 90% of stocks. You only care about the rich. Puerto Rico still doesn't have drinking water & power. https://t.co/eRookSZrUa

[Catapult @CatapultStory]

In our latest interview with PEN America Best Debut Short Story contributors, we talk to @samuelknights about ASL. https://t.co/3v25HN3yl6

[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

@TheCRB @gothictheatre Presale doesn't seem to be available

[Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers]

Don't mind if we do.

[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

@ders808 it's not bad until you see his chemically straightened, bleach blonde hair.

[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

@realDonaldTrump lick my butthole

[Beau Willimon @BeauWillimon]

Nearly ONE MILLION Brits have signed petition to cancel Trump's UK visit, forcing Parliament debate. #Resist https://t.co/r5WMTDIBnQ

[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

@DonaldTrumpAsia will you lick my butthole?

[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

Old people would look far less stupid if they would keep their mouths closed while thinking

[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

@instagram everyone hates you for what you're about to do

[Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw]

Funyuns taste like giving up

[. @HuffPostVideo]

Jimmy Carter shares his thoughts on gay marriage http://t.co/TQjiT9wiLh

[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

#hella tulips #latteart #denvercoffee #thumpcoffee #tulip @ Thump Coffee Capitol Hill Roastery https://t.co/oELp2i8ZbO

[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

For Sam, forever ago #latteart #rosettarevolution #denvercoffe #barista @ Thump Coffee Capitol Hill… https://t.co/FE3V3hmN8y

[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

Really digging what's goin on here, @bindlecoffee https://t.co/Ga0LkN9qNg

[Matt Stevens @mattcstevens1]

She knows @ Sadie the dog https://t.co/IQoWuH8Tag