Matthew Dammeier

🦉 #GoHuskies

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

Balls that survive 18 holes get retired to the putting mat. I call it Ballhalla.

[Matthew Dammeier @mattdammeier]

@thehoffather Well done Ari!!

[Matthew Dammeier @mattdammeier]

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[Matthew Dammeier @mattdammeier]

I feel old

[SBLX champ vountee💍 @vountee]

LeBron a free agent again?

[Matthew Dammeier @mattdammeier]

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[Philip Greenspun @PhilipGreenspun]

Birthright citizenship tale... Our social circle in Maskachusetts included a guy married to a Honduran. Every time one of his wife's relatives is pregnant she comes to stay with them. When it is time to deliver the baby, the relative Ubers to one of the most expensive hospitals in the world, e.g., Beth Israel. She gives birth, says the magic words to avoid ever receiving a bill ("I'm undocumented"), and, after a few weeks, heads back to Honduras with baby, birth certificate, and U.S. passport. This one family has likely cost taxpayers at least $300,000 in payments to the hospital for "uncompensated care" and more than 10 U.S. citizens have been minted. When the kids are adults they have an automatic right to sponsor their parents for green cards, so eventually this one family will be responsible for perhaps 40 or 50 legal immigrants from Honduras to the U.S.

[Matthew Dammeier @mattdammeier]

😂

[KIRO Newsradio 97.3 FM🎙 @KIRONewsradio]

Shoreline is asking voters to approve $100 million for one swimming pool with eight lap lanes, a recreation pool, a hydrotherapy pool, a lazy river, a sauna, and a snack bar. For a city of 62,000 people. @KIROCharlie walks us through the math in today's commentary.

[TC @TCTone]

My buddy saying “good process” before I blade my 52 degree 30 yards over the green

[Clifton Sellers @CliftonSellers]

Wife: “how’s the round going?”

Me:

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

If we’re gonna have neutral site games in cfb, we might as well have them in Seattle.

The architecture of the stadium that makes it loud would be perfect for college atmospheres and would break decibel records. Today was just further proof.

[Matthew Dammeier @mattdammeier]

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[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Knicks fan in NYC dumped trash from a public garbage can painted in team colors onto the sidewalk… then stole the can.

You can’t have nice things around these people.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

me getting ready to say “nil-nil” instead of 0-0 when someone asks the score at the World Cup watch party

[Richard Aprile @TheRichieAprile]

This is a real man’s apartment!

[Matthew Dammeier @mattdammeier]

Would be so cool to participate in this

[Bandon Dunes @BandonDunesGolf]

The Bandon Solstice is officially underway! Participants are playing 72 holes of golf across Bandon Dunes, Pacific Dunes, Bandon Trails, and Old Macdonald before the sun sets on the Oregon Coast.

Follow along today for all things Bandon Solstice!

[jainormis @jainormis]

god forbid a white boy has a productive day and rewards himself with 3-8 beers

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I miss Succession so much I choose to pretend every movie with Jeremy Strong is just Kendall’s newest business venture

[Matthew Dammeier @mattdammeier]

God bless 🇺🇸

[OutKick @Outkick]

Coors Light is rolling out a 'Tallerboy' for the World Cup that holds THREE beers in it

On sale tomorrow on Coors website

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Heading to work at your stupid office job while Christian Watson is getting paid over $27 million a year

[CMurphyGolf @FixUrBallMark]

GOLF take of the day : greens fees should include range balls.

[Matthew Dammeier @mattdammeier]

Wtf is going on