Matt Dawson

Really. Really?

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

#VoiceSaveEmily because she's somehow losing. People be sexist and deaf. Why do the dudes always win?

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@krues8dr Yeah, but for fairness, you should post pics of the ceiling lights you put in your for real WT office. Those were clutch.

[The Ante Room @theanteroom]

#nowfollowing @mattyohe

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@Shafmeister7 For srs, bro - what is it with you and my legs?

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@wahoowilky That is baller!

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@bsirach @brianchenault THOSE KITTEHS.

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

One of the fun things about D'Angelo's Black Messiah: it renders end of year lists useless and stupid. Catch up, @pitchforkmedia.

[Wampler™ @ScottWamplerRIP]

Lotta stuff I *could* be doing right now, but I'm just really enjoying the widespread mockery of @ChuckCJohnson on Twitter tonight.

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@bsirach I think I might be destined to live in a Nordic country, if for no other reason than the music.

[eldifusor @eldifusor]

This says it all. #Ferguson

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@bsirach Will totes check it out. Was already intrigued.

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@bsirach But I don't have Showtime. Where shall I watch it?

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@heybluez I'm proud of my Mr. Fantastic legs, thanks.

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@krues8dr @bsirach actually tried to endorse me for it, but apparently OMS architect is even less a real thing than cat herder.

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@krues8dr Don't ask. Trolls be trollin.

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@bsirach @GreggCarrier Please note that I hate the `lod eyes and do not use them lightly.

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@bsirach @GreggCarrier ಠ_ಠ

[Matt Dawson @mattdawson]

@TobiasDengel @heybluez Too late this time, but I'm totally live tweeting your next State of the State.