Deev

chop chop chop judo flip // sandwich enthusiast

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

Out Pizza The Hut:
An act typically regarded as physically impossible due to the laws of both mathematics and thermal dynamics. Comparable to the root of a negative number, or dividing by 0. Attempts at such are always futile and result in the immediate seizure of one’s existence

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

Just keep swimming

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

I cannot stand being absent from all my friends’ and family’s lives and recent achievements. Not being able to see my sister graduate tore me apart and I’m praying I get the chance to make it up to everyone

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

Did anyone else used to collect those mighty beanz things as a kid or was that just my weird ass

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

I feel so bad for being so detached from everyone I wish I felt good enough to be involved

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

Ez lotto pick and playoffs next year my boy

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

I’d kill for a sprite cranberry

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

Some days are harder than others

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Dearest Chicago—

Scouts have confirmed that the War Room in the City of Wind has reached union with the Giant Men for my employment as a hired mercenary.

I shall put the city on my shoulders and be baptized in the holy Waters of Lake Michigan.

The Promised Land awaits.
—JF

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

Laura did me bogus with that picture on Facebook I’m so ugly

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

Some of these shots LaVine is making are infuriating

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

@yung_boo_boo_42 That’s not a thing

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

If your joe isn’t sloppy then what are u even eating

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

I don’t like to seek attention on here or ever seem like a pity party but if anyone could send some extra thoughts and prayers my way I could really use a strength boost right now

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

YES YES YES YES

[Crunchyroll @Crunchyroll]

#BREAKING: JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean TV Anime Announced!

✨ More: https://t.co/z73iIWHHry

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

That wasn’t very bonito flakes

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

I wish i was handsome enough to have more updated profile pictures

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

POGGGGG

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Magic are trading Nikola Vucevic and Al-Farouq Aminu to the Bulls for Otto Porter, Wendell Carter Jr. and two first-round picks, per @wojespn

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

@osuffecool Vivid voltage and shining fates are looking nice right now

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

Seriously I’ll love u forever

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

Send Pokémon card packs

[Deev @mattdvorak25]

@osuffecool Bro yes