Matteo Balzani

Father of A and G | Love basketball and sneakers | Opinions are mine | I don't share food

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It's only cilantro if it comes from the Cilantro region in Mexico, otherwise it's just sparkling coriander

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Coriander is the doctor's name, Cilantro is the monster

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@quantumfiber my wife called customer service because our Internet connection doesn't work. A CS rep said you will send someone on the 23rd??? What kind of service is that? You think we can be offline for a week? We have been customers for years, that's crazy!!

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@SDOTtraffic what's happening on the Ballard bridge???

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@RezaC1 @Jason Source? Murders were down 10% YoY in 2023

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@elonmusk Weird

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@moraltourism @AnitkaWal @Osint613 Hamas? Biden is in much better mental shape than you, apparently

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@Ballislife He really said "greater skillset"...

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@minakimes I love Giraffes can't dance! Hurrah for Gerald!

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@AskPayPal Hi, I only see "Call us" as an option. Will the US customer service be able to solve my problem even if it's with my Italian account?

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@AskPayPal Hello. I need assistance for my Italian PayPal account. I don't have access to my Italian phone number anymore and can't access my account. Thanks

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@ChristnNitemare so just worship god with your left hand?

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@WalshFreedom LOL

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@matthewmaddock @petehoekstra I think I just started believing in UFOs... This level of stupidity is not human

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@matthewmaddock @petehoekstra

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@lindayaX Self-awareness... apparently not that important?

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@lindayaX @TulsiGabbard Holy fucking shit, this is a conscious effort to get the worst people...

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@BillAckman @NeriOxman "oh no, they're doing to me what I've done to them, that's so unfair!" B. Ackman

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@BillAckman @NeriOxman FAFO

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@BillAckman @MIT When we thought you could not be more pathetic...

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@AP OMG who wrote this headline? What the duck is going on in this country???

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@Doc_SweetSucces @NBCNews Yes, preventing violet mobs from overturning the government. More people should have that agenda to be honest