Xan

25 - he/him - stressed

even a worm will turn

and this nematode about to fucking snap. (it's funny cause it can also be read as nemaTOAD)

[Xan @matterofthyme]

Anyone wanna be a glucose guardian.....I'll show you my goose socks

[Xan @matterofthyme]

Literally one day apart 🥲

[Xan @matterofthyme]

fuck The parent that let their shitty little child put their chewed gum in the poodles ear hair. Idk if I'll ever recover from shaving his ears.

Two. Years. Of. Hair.

[Xan @matterofthyme]

fuck The parent that let their shitty little child put their chewed gum in the poodles ear hair. Idk if I'll ever recover from shaving his ears.

Two. Years. Of. Hair.

[Xan @matterofthyme]

Great to be spending pride month super in love 🥰 gotta say 10/10 vibes love you 🍯🐝

Ft my lil stand in honeybee

[Xan @matterofthyme]

Had a shirtless kid (at least 5) run up to me and the poodle in a salsaritas, run away, run bac to us, vomit and then just stare at us like WE WERE THE WEIRD ONES. I'm just a disabled person with a service dog, kid, YOU puked ON THE FLOOR

[Xan @matterofthyme]

@emmajay__ Emma Jay? More like Emma Slay

[Xan @matterofthyme]

@MarkSamsel2 @WKCDOGS Tell me you don't know how dog shows work without telling me you don't know how dog shows work 🤡 or this is bait/trolling. Really hoping for the latter.

[Xan @matterofthyme]

Also YALL MADE UP THE SOCIAL RULES NOT ME I TRY TO FOLLOW THE BEST I FUCKING CAN BUT IM SORRY WHEN YOU SAY, "THATS FINE, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT" AND THEN BLOW UP ON ME WITH A 4 MESSAGE RANT AFTER I APOLOGIZE FOR THE DELAY AND THANK YOU FOR BEING PATIENT

[Xan @matterofthyme]

HEY CAN WE STOP DOING THE

"I say this thing that's supposed to be nice but actually it is to be mean"

Cause then when I don't read the tone properly and keep being nice apparently that's being mean?? Or trying to guilt you? ah fuck this why did I decide to run a small biz?

[Xan @matterofthyme]

@evanjstern My dog has been through hours of training to be my service dog. He's what we call bombproof as he is good to be in any place. loud noises, "scary" situations, a literal lion at the zoo....no problem

Only thing I've ever seen him be scared of?

A feather. A lil feather. W h a t

[Xan @matterofthyme]

So this past week we've thought Shiro had cancer or a noncancerous tumor....

Turns out he wanted to turn himself into a poodsicle, a shiskapood if you will. He had a 6" long skewer stuck in him. So happy it is an easy fix and won't affect his quality of life/career long term.

[Xan @matterofthyme]

@aimseytwo #aimseylook this is Shiro, my multipurpose service dog. He's a Standard poodle and has many looks. He's almost 5 and his favorite snack is paper towels (nothing medically wrong there He's just.....funky) he also smells like plums because of his fancy shampoo

[Cloudy 🌥️ @oncIoud_e]

feel free to remind yourself of these images if the propaganda today is getting to be too much for you

[Billy 🚜 @tractor_owner]

I'm not seeing much reporting on the fact that when the Nashville shooter was a student at the school they shot up there was "cult like" child molestation scandal.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

This is America. This is the cost of inaction.

[Brad Batt for Tennessee State House @bradbatt]

Tennesseans: We want higher wages, access to healthcare, affordable housing, and great public education for our kids

@TNGOP: Best we can do is arrestin’ Drag Queens and bringing back firing squads

[Xan @matterofthyme]

Still traumatized by showering to this day :) baths are okay though. Warm and safe.

[Charis Hill | they/them | 🇵🇸 😷 @BeingCharisBlog]

Hi, I'm autistic and trans and I beg you to not equate being autistic & trans to being a murderer.

[Xan @matterofthyme]

@shouldhaveaduck 🥺

[Xan @matterofthyme]

It really be your own family that let you down.