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[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The benefits of fasting

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

Everybody else is the traffic

[wint @dril]

my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat

[Budd Anthony Diaz @buddanthonydiaz]

Happy 4/20 (Wednesday) here’s Katy Perry getting absolutely ROCKED by a level 11 slime box at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2010

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

Scholars say Jesus was between 5’ and 5’3’’ tall, which begs the question…why would God do him dirty like that?

#JesusIsShortKing

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

Just invented peanut butter on pineapple. Deal with it

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

Boomers regularly have entire conversations with each other about which roads they take to places, turn by turn. GPS’s are like podcasts to them

#Boomers

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

Just posted a photo @ Grand Rapids, Michigan https://t.co/n4VDIZHJ0z

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

This is precisely why people need to learn meditation. This is evidence of a profound mental health crisis. It’s not just electric shocks that people will abuse themselves with.

[Ethan Mollick @emollick]

A paper I think about all the time: In an experiment where people are asked to sit quietly for 15 minutes & enjoy their thoughts or else self-administer 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀, 2/3 of men and 1/4 of women choose to shock themselves. https://t.co/i9S9TOkiXk

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

Just found out Mike Pence’s wife is Karen Pence. Mike Pence looks and acts exactly like a guy who has been married to a Karen for 35 years.

#Karen
#Trump

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

The internet remains undefeated

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

Imagine if the Mayan 2012 Doomsday Prophecy would have been on 2021. People would be losing their shit right now....chances their stone guy typo’d?!

#Trailer
#MayanDoomsday2021TheSequel
#ComingToAWorldNearYou
#ThisTimeItsForReal
#Showerthoughts

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

A Pandora Sphinx Moth 🤓 I love moths and butterflies. When one crosses my path, I am reminded of its symbol of transformation. The chubby little caterpillar was always destined to take flight in a beautiful way, even… https://t.co/CCXfpCtaoL

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

I can’t wait for @elonmusk’s new baby, named X, to grow up and listen to DMX’s song X gonna give it to you, for the first time. Record it when it happens Elon

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

@TimKennedyMMA That’s a danger noodle

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

🥳🎉 Today marks 30 years on planet earth! What a wild ride it’s been. Cheers to a new decade. My heart is wide open to all the adventures that lay ahead. Thanks to all my family and friends for filling my life with… https://t.co/MmliQ6egNh

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

Style Showdown!!! Who wore it better? @ Beverly Hills, California https://t.co/Z7Aiaar4Ig

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

Wow, felt my first LA earthquake last night, 2020 better chill the fuck out

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

Imagine we had a 2020 peoples ticket like @BillGates handling the real shit as president and @joerogan keeping it real as Vice President. #2020election

[M͚A͚T͚T͚E͚Y͚Y͚A͚ @matteyya11]

@tomstickleparty BurneMA! Let me know when you are done practicing and I’ll download, build an army, and sweep in to take all your resources