matt goris

[matt goris @mattgoris]

Covid covid go away stop my party another day

[matt goris @mattgoris]

I love Halloween but fuck

[matt goris @mattgoris]

Want......milkshake

[matt goris @mattgoris]

Confusion is my middle name rn

[matt goris @mattgoris]

1. Alarmed my iPhone knows I exclusively tweet late night and recommended the app to me. 2. Why do car jams absolutely smack harder than any other sound deliver audio delivery system

[matt goris @mattgoris]

No matter how the past torments you, remember you can’t stop this train

[matt goris @mattgoris]

I adore study beverages

[matt goris @mattgoris]

Sometimes I try to think and my mind goes brrrrrrrrrrrrr like a spring doorstop.

[matt goris @mattgoris]

https://t.co/gqAdvL4Vcq

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Call me mad max becuase I am furious and on the road

[matt goris @mattgoris]

@rallys please deliver faster

[matt goris @mattgoris]

Hey Alexa, bring me a caffeine pill ASAP

[matt goris @mattgoris]

Hey if you’re ever sad remember, a burrito can’t make you sad

[matt goris @mattgoris]

Ngl emotions are fucked you never know where shits gonna blindside ya. But remember if you’re sad choose YEET instead🤫

[matt goris @mattgoris]

If you follow my twitter sorry all you get is ramblings but damn peeling an orange feels good sometimes

[matt goris @mattgoris]

Hey in all seriousness I just think the world needs to hear this rn... pit bull smacks and I don’t want to hear otherwise

[matt goris @mattgoris]

God I would give anything to travel the stars

[matt goris @mattgoris]

Life is a choice between Yeet and sad. Choose Yeet when ya can.

[matt goris @mattgoris]

Shoutout to @Apple for AirPods design. Bohemian Rhaposody sounds almost as good as it does out of a speaker

[matt goris @mattgoris]

So uhhhh when am I allowed to be an independent adult again. Being at home might cause a greater loss of life than the corona virus in college students.