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[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Just for once it would be nice if my cat said "big stretch" when I did it

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text

[moose @mooseincrisis]

Finally, some respect. Thank you, @googlemaps.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

The fact that a cat can walk into your house and be like "I live here now" and most people just go buy food and litter for them and let them, is pretty impressive as an evolved trait.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

shoutout to cats who get their claw stuck and then get pissed that you helped them

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Y’all ever just hand things to your pet to sniff so they can feel included.

[kɑte @ohhkaate]

@TMFanSupport I did all those things. I’m fully locked out and it won’t let me into my account on any devices:) Tickets are surely gone at this point so super awesome!

[kɑte @ohhkaate]

Literally all i did was have tickets in my cart while grabbing my cvv what is your problem @Ticketmaster

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

nyc is the only place where you see this and know it’s not AI😭

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift is officially the youngest woman in history to be inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.

[lacy ꕤ @cominguproses16]

knowing i'll be alright and it's all waiting there for me because harry styles said so

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠
You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?
You can pre-order now exclusively at https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

[yass ❯❯❯❯❯ @payno_foreever]

so real

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up, i shut up and subtitles come out my face.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food