Matt Graham

I tweet therefore I am. Am I?

[Matt Graham @mattgraham_]

@Resi_classen @joshgroban the word, not the picture. Well, maybe the picture too.

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@Resi_classen @joshgroban sorry, don't mean to be pedantic (and you're clearly getting loads of support) but I'm pretty sure it's 'ghastly'

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@DCUO So 21 times a week for the past few years Oracle has promised that "one day [she'll] come up with a funny one" - why does she lie??

[Matt Graham @mattgraham_]

Apparently @RitaOra is nervous about #xfactor - no need to be, love - nobody's going to be watching it.

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@BBCNews Is it a new journalistic standard to use impenetrable acronyms in a piece? Had to Google it. Shoddy. http://t.co/JVbGupzQ2w

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@SusanCalman You may need to persevere a bit - the first one or two aren't great, but it gets much better once the characters are set :)

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So @andyburnhammp explained not having the courage of his convictions with the argument that it's what he was told to do - real leadership!

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@MarvelPuzzle what's up with your support? A month or two ago they got a lot more formal but much less helpful. Pretty insulting too.

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I'm your only friend I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend but really I'm not actually your friend but I am. #bluecanary

[Matt Graham @mattgraham_]

The judges on #BGT had said yes to a whole load of rubbish acts, hadn't they? Glad the better ones got through though.

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Okay, now #BBUK, #BGT and #BGMT - sleep is for the weak!

[Matt Graham @mattgraham_]

#Eurovision2015 was important for two reasons; 1) #Rus didn't win, & 2) #Gbr didn't come last. What a night!

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Has anyone told #SWE about that rule that the winning song must be performed nude? Anyone? #Euriovision2015

[Susan Calman @SusanCalman]

Stand down everyone. Project "In your face Putin" won't be required. We will remain ready. Watching. Waiting.

[Matt Graham @mattgraham_]

@katespace25 the UK #gbr

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@katespace25 her personally? Nothing. But I find the views of the country she represents to be bigoted and archaic. Not her. Russia. Next?

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I genuinely don't mind who wins, as long as it's not #Rus #Eurovision

[Susan Calman @SusanCalman]

If Russia wins we need to up our game. Me, @clarebalding and @sueperkins in a girl group with some Bears as backing dancers. Make it so.

[Matt Graham @mattgraham_]

I honestly thought that crazy dancing man had invaded the stage there! #Eurovision