Matthew G.

Aspiring Chef Adventurer ♈ Mix in a few Festivals

[raf @_rcxm]

I swear after they announced we back in stage 2 everyone picked up their shit and left 😭😭. My insta looks like a cancun commercial

[Matthew G. @mattgrimo]

@CallOfDuty_CW $80 for a game i cant play split screen on? This game is pathetic and I hope all y’all catch covid

[Matthew G. @mattgrimo]

@Ravens It’s looking about the time to call Keanu Reeves and get the Replacements back together for this upcoming week’s game 🐐🏈

[Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_]

GM: congratulations and welcome to the management team

Manager: thank you!

GM: oh, one more thing, remember not to sleep with any of the staff

Manager:

[gianfranco rifici.🍲 @Vonszn_]

when ya homie get out of prison that got locked up back in 2001

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

DEAD

[Avery Tate @avery8tor]

@lizzie_rider @iammoustache @perubear7 @chrissyteigen What's really going on in the Trump family

[Matthew G. @mattgrimo]

@lexxgrahamm try Russian #Здравствуйте

[NBC News @NBCNews]

WATCH: A man in Houston claims a hawk would not leave his taxi cab as Hurricane Harvey barreled toward Texas Friday morning.

[Matthew G. @mattgrimo]

@MensHumor z

[nick. @NicholasKDavis]

if you aren't down to make brownies at 2am in our underwear we probably can't date

[Matthew G. @mattgrimo]

@_brittanyevans at my work everyone always asks what ocean that is #golfclubproblems