How to deal with your MAGA family this Thanksgiving:
Offer to lead the family in prayer.
Open the Bible and read Leviticus 19:33-34
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.”
Not having a TikTok is great because it forces my friends to have to download anything they want to send to me and text me and I think it’s great for them to have to put in extra work just for me because I’m worth it
It’s embarrassing when you order so much food from Taco Bell that they provide you with extra sets of utensils like you’re feeding an entire family. Nope. Just feeding myself and my depression. Thanks though :)
Trump has already sold out all 45,000 of his $99 digital trading cards. The same people screaming about “inflation” and “gas prices” just paid $99 for a single JPEG image.