Matt Allan

Really really ridiculously good looking. AKA misshapen ball of clay

[Matt Allan @matthandsom]

@GavinNewsom Even with Elons money you couldn’t get the high speed rail built or make a dent in your homelessness problem.

Elon will populate the moon before your high speed rail is completed.

Please don’t run for president.

[Matt Allan @matthandsom]

@_therealMO And they were upset about not being in the playoffs…..

[Matt Allan @matthandsom]

@heatdaddy69420 Bar Mat

[Saifedean Ammous @saifedean]

Canadians pay half their income in taxes, wait 2 years to see a specialist, and bleed for 18 hours in an ER next to a dozen addicts looking for free drugs, and then rave about how awesome it is that they have "free healthcare".

[Mike O'Flynn @_therealMO]

The Nuge is huge.

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

I’m moving back to Edmonton for playoffs. They are a full blown wagon. Cactus Club and Oiler wins…what a life.

[Matt Allan @matthandsom]

@mattswider Got one, had tabs open clicking on all of the different options. Finally got through and have to pickup 60 miles away. Worth it.

[Matt Allan @matthandsom]

@_therealMO @BlueJays Castro got his ass ate tonight. They’re struggling on the long relief situations.

[Matt Allan @matthandsom]

It’s an actual crime @EdmontonJack is not on the @EdmontonOilers playoff broadcast. This guy has playoff level energy every night.

[Matt Allan @matthandsom]

@Sportsnet get this guy @EdmontonJack a raise. What a game call!

[Matt Allan @matthandsom]

@ksdknews Boy needs to workout them ears. More mask curls.

[KSDK News @ksdknews]

To double mask or not to double mask? Here's what one doctor says
https://t.co/mKyCV4JAmD

[Matt Allan @matthandsom]

@Fan960Steinberg @Vbavs6 Dead man walking

[Matt Allan @matthandsom]

@arkellsmusic I’m not sure if this was the pineapples intention, but the timing was perfect @Max_Kerman #Firefly2019

[Lew Balls @lewballs]

And I’m crying. #TigerWoods what a game.

[Matt Allan @matthandsom]

#BellLetsTaIk Do it/ tweet the thing.

[Matt Allan @matthandsom]

Come to Alberta, Canada. You can in fact throw coins at strippers.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting.