Matthew

Hobbies include adding long reads to my reading list and not reading them. I reply more than I tweet. This is not the only place I tweet. 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

"Your skin is pale white and ice cold... you never eat or drink anything, you don't go out in the sunlight... how old are you?"

"I'm 45."

"How long have you been 45?"

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but hate will only feed me.

(jk on sticks and stones, my wolverine bones are top .02% of 30 yr olds)

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

At a pharmacy and I just heard a pharmacist instruct a patient to take their prescribed suppositories "once per rectum"

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

@Lauren463964155 Okay and you've been told that this flyer is from a specific scheme to help refugees get work? Nothing is stopping a young person actively looking for work from applying for this directly or through another recruiter.

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

These people when refugees don't have a job: "sponge! leech!! drain on society!!!"

These people when anyone tries to give a refugee a chance at getting a job: "How dare you!!!"

[Lauren @Lauren463964155]

Advertising a job, Trafford Centre for REFUGEES ONLY applicants @RestoreBritain @RupertLowe10

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

@1TommEBoi @piperboywilliam I understand the substance of the "argument" but both of them just come across as stupid children.

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

@IsaacKing314 @gamedevlance It's almost like taste in fiction media is subjective!

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

@pogchamp_69 @nebelcanal You tried your best

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

@samueljenkinson Thought for a second you were concerned about his choice of footwear

[James @JamesFl]

Beyond delighted for Bulgaria. A first time win like this should feel healthy for the contest.
And yet personally my interest this year was on the floor because I couldn't be arsed with another "will Israel get over the line" split screen come the end. And lo; that's what we got

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

This feels like a weird choice - why would you put the entrance to the bedroom off the living room and not off the hallway by the shared bathroom? Similar for the other single-bed, but not quite sure what's going on there with the gap...

[Philip Oldfield @SustainableTall]

Really interesting plan for a tower in Malmo, Sweden.

Four, family sized apartments per floor, all with three bedrooms. Living space on the corners. Two winter gardens per home. Plenty of storage. Single stair!!!

By Christoph Hilger

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

This makes sense because there aren’t any Chinese historical references for a period of instability marked by wars between different kingdoms

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

Japan gets it

[麻子 @asa_ko_tko]

TENGA調べ
「最も気持ち良いと感じることは？」

アメリカ「セックス」
イギリス「セックス」
スペイン「セックス」
ドイツ「人を抱きしめる」
フランス「セックス」
中国「セックス」
韓国「セックス」
台湾「愛している人と共に時間を過ごす」
日本

[Nate Berkopec @nateberkopec]

IMO it's very disrespectful to post direct output from an AI into an email, Github comment, or other document intended for human consumption without any annotation saying that it's agent output.

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

@SamuelVimes10 That is obviously not what people are criticising here.

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

@hypnochickuk @chilternrailway In the pantheon of antisocial crimes I'm not sure this is one that deserves shaming to half a million people

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

@ikisnick

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

Can you tell I don't give Facebook any of my data?

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

Suspect we'll be seeing more adverts like this.

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

@rawespresso The state pension (along with any welfare generally) is not designed or intended to pay everyone a living wage from the moment they stop working until the day they die. It is a safety net, a lifeline. If you didn't save a penny during 50 years of work, that's on you.

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

about sole TV show I never watched because it had a funny image or whatever in it, and for the next week my feed is full of stuff I have no context for.

Twitter completely lost its way under the new direction.

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

Unironically this is the giant downgrade in Twitter since M*sk. Everyone is so incentivised to get engagement (even negative engagement) that you end up with this. Blueticks chasing comments at any cost. I saw a "Lord of the Rings World" fan page repeatedly posting dragons...

[Aidan @scotsman450]

Discussing film

[Matthew @mattharrisonnn]

from Game of Thrones. Celebrity fan accounts talk about all sorts of crap. No one can stay in their lane anymore because the algorithm discourages it, trying to get everyone to look at everything instead of showing you things you're genuinely interested in. I like *one* tweet...