Matt Sherman

professional waterfall chaser

[Matt Sherman @matthewWsherman]

@heroesahead @anymanfitness The amount of butter/oil/shortening used in restaurants is bonkers and honestly unnecessary . At home you can measure those things and cut out a TON of calories (fat). and like @AlfyLemon22 said the air fryer is a game changer w just about any food.

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@SethMSherwood Old school Borders. With the CD listening stations 🤌🏼

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@anymanfitness Everyone negging this post is bringing a knife to a gunfight. Jason & his team have done more to help people get in shape than 99.9% of the “influencers” on this platform. Because he’s bullshit free and walks the walk. Try listening vs poking holes and picking nits

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@anymanfitness Your poor, poor family 💨💨 😂

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@ACNewman I'm thinking of that scene from Back to the Future with Chuck Berry's cousin, only it's the guy from the Rapture...

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@mariabamfoo MY GOD MARIA I’m reading your book while my wife sleeps next to me, scared to death I’m going to wake her up with my full body trying-not-to-audibly-laugh convulsions. Christ this book funny. Iced Tea will never be the same

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@peterrosch Oooooooh - tell me the 2nd half of the tweet is the third act twist, right??

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@AllieGoertz Leaving New York

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@nanglish Then they spend a whole semester on how to put the bandaid on a finger while simultaneously removing those the little paper protective thingies HOW DO THEY DO THAT

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@SethMSherwood I’m going to speak in (Scooby Doo) code. I really don’t think Rarry is doing a rime rump. I think it’s a ream requence / rallucination which is a less egregious offense (if that’s what you were ralking arout) Ringers rossed!!

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@CartBlanch I kinda got it with just first/last but this definitely puts a finer point on it!

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@NickSwardson Manziel

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@SethMSherwood Feed the premise to ChatGPT and just roll the dice baybay!

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@notcapnamerica Everclear

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@CartBlanch Thanks Carter!

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@CartBlanch Does the full version of this draft exist somewhere google-able?

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@Braunger My son was never interested in dropping diapers so one Saturday I made the bathroom the “fun room” - we hung out there all morning w lots of books, toys, art stuff - and no diaper on. When it was time, he went on the potty. We celebrated it, rewarding the occasion with underwear

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@joerussotweets @boldtitlepete Every time I see one of these AI-generated pieces I’m reminded of Vernon Chatman’s “Mindsploitation” and hope like hell that he’s working on a sequel that incorporates this tech. Seems like a ripe target for his brilliance.

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@0xarrash Any hope of us getting it in the states?

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@TamerKattan 😂 “I guess MY image wasn’t good enough for you!”