Matthew Smith

I love: God, my incredible wife, my amazing family and friends, and working to make the world a better place with language, law, science, and medicine.

[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

I guess I better tweet if I don't want to lose my account since they're archiving inactive accounts.

[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

It is irresponsible to eat in a restaurant — even using outside seating — in the middle of a respiratory pandemic. I care about my local food economy, too, which is why I am: ordering takeout to eat at home, donating to food banks, and lobbying for meaningful government aid.

[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

Is there a fly on Mike Pence’s head? #vpdebate

[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

“Celebrities like @JimGaffigan should stay out of politics.” - Everyone who voted for a washed up reality TV host for President

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

A 17-year-old boy was rushed to the ER by his brothers struggling to breathe...

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[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

I just realized that Trump almost certainly wants to buy Greenland because he thinks it’s as big as Africa. #thanksmercator #cartographersforsocialjustice

[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

The envy of the world: https://t.co/gmROuf7jZh

[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

The envy of the world: https://t.co/uMIbLpF0cU

[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

The envy of the world: https://t.co/VKKD6JZx3R

[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

The envy of the world: https://t.co/dzYQ4LEIyZ

[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

The envy of the world: https://t.co/H2euxQE05p

[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

The envy of the world: https://t.co/XOCVdAYzDP

[Perfect little soup boy @peterabh]

Let it be so and amen

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

This is the language used by Nazis against Jews ("vermin"), Hutus against Tutsis ("cockroaches") and American slaveowners against slaves ("animals"). Once you've labeled people as animals, violence, murder and genocide will follow. Every person, every migrant, is a child of God.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Your deputy finance chair is going to prison for 3 years

[Matt Fuller @MEPFuller]

Imagine being someone who referred to Obama as a King or Tyrant and then supporting Trump’s effort to steal money from military construction projects so he can build a wall Congress specifically didn’t authorize.

Now imagine there’s an entire political party of these people.

[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

@thehill Oh good, a list of places not to eat.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Imagine talking to a guy named Bubba the Love Sponge and you’re the embarrassing one

[Matthew Calamari @MattCalamari]

Why are so many people tweeting about me

[Matthew Smith @Matthew_Smith]

My thoughts on the 2020 field so far: “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.” - Douglas Adams