Matthew Carp

RSVP Yes to Michael Kors' Party. I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“drag queens and gay teachers are grooming kids”

[Derrick Barry @DerrickBarry]

Just so that everyone is aware, if we slap another contestant while filming @RuPaulsDragRace, we would immediately be disqualified.

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

Studying for APUSH by watching National Treasure✌

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

@leeannezee love you sm Leeanne❤️😘😘 thank youuu

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

@AbbyDohrmann 😘😘😘 thanksss

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

@carolineventor thank youuu❤️❤️❤️

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

Chess Club tomorrow with @karagiacose and @vobela24 in the library. Check(mate) us out 🔲🔳

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

@RadisicRebecca @melinafro I will never stop loving you two btw😘😘

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

@RadisicRebecca @melinafro K don't tag me that's cool

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

I do not understand why my 32 GB iPhone has a capacity of 26.81 GB. #ok

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

I kind of hate how tapping pictures on twitter does nothing now.

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

I'm surprised they haven't made a show like the Kardashians' for Beyoncé. I'd watch it.

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

This Special K is literally giving me life. #FruitAndYogurt #ValueSize

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

When your hair is on point💁💁

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

Wifi in public👌👌

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

I'm happy about the cancelled SAT's and I wasn't even taking them.

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

When will it be acceptable for boys to wear leggings and yoga pants?

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

When you're at the gym with a bunch of straight boys but Partition comes on http://t.co/RrqECu3cQs

[Matthew Carp @matthewcarp27]

To the spider in my shower: Thanks for making it impossible to shampoo with my eyes closed. P.S. Sorry I made my Mom kill you...