Matthew Glen

my hobbies include yoyo, disc golf, and casual road cycling.

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@AskWorkspace Please respond to my DM

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@AskWorkspace Please respond to my DM

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@AskWorkspace Please respond to my DM

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@AskWorkspace Please respond to my DM

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@AskWorkspace Please respond to my DM

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@elonmusk What are you talking about. This is gibberish.

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

Me and my partner tied with two other pairs for second at -6. My partner was a lot better than me but there were still plenty of times I got the better shot and a couple where I hit a putt he missed so definitely contributed to the score. Real friendly guy, good doubles partner.

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

Played a round of glow disc golf tonight at Brookwood Park in Waverly. Took about three hours to play all 18 holes with a group of six sets of doubles partners. I saw a guy ace a hole in the dark it was awesome. The whole experience was an absolute blast.

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@elonmusk 😎

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

Yo Elon you brought me back for a minute good job #X

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

Yo Elon you brought me back for a minute good job #X

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@ZackSnyder my 5yo wants a Steppenwolf action figure with retractable spikes, you got any leads?

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

Green Day, 2016: I put the riot in patriot
Me, 31 years old hearing this five years later because I'm a dad and don't keep up with music and also haven't listened to Green Day since 2006: They've still got it!

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

Does anybody else love the Umbrella Academy house?

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

The metal thing in Utah is actually a popsicle stick and all of earth is a popsicle. #fact

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@prageru So China's CO2 emissions per capita is less than half that of the US?

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@prageru Okay so if you murder 5 people but your neighbor murders 9, does that mean you're off the hook?

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@prageru Do you find it somewhat revelatory that the communists trolling your page say people are good, but your target demographic says they're not?

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@prageru Looks like the communists got to this poll, too.

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@prageru Primary obstacle? Hardly. Deceptive liberal propaganda machine taking advantage of folks' ignorance and fear? Absolutely.

[Matthew Glen @matthewglen_]

@prageru Am communist, can confirm