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My last bio was better.

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@Judy__H @Eliza @ThierryHenry finally! Welcome.

[christinalamb @christinalamb]

Only 130 girls in Boko Haram video but officials admit they have no idea how many were actually abducted from school

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@Jeffwni oh, all of the fluorescent!

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@Jeffwni bloody 90's. They brought so much joy but so much misery.

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@chutneybuttons ah, makes sense.

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Who was it who decided ripped jeans were cool?

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@chutneybuttons Monday does some strange things to us!

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@chutneybuttons that's all kinds of wrong.

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@crazycolours amazing. Congrats!

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@Vitt2tsnoc with your phone?! ok ok, show off!

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@Vitt2tsnoc great shot Vitt.

[Harriet Reuter Hapgood @hapgoodness]

Eurovision! For Americans on Twitter, this is how we all feel during the Super Bowl.

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@princesspip booo! Oh, enjoy it and all that jazz.

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@markyboyace @Yeloop @kimmydorset @PetitePants do it now!

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@princesspip sausage roll? Please be a sausage roll!

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@the_bad_pony all of the smooth.

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@Yeloop @kimmydorset @PetitePants you're right Robert. I get angry when people say things to those I care about but, threats are not right.

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@kimmydorset @Yeloop @PetitePants you're right. Of course I don't agree with the threat. Never would. I'm just angry because of the tweet.

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@Vitt2tsnoc SuperVITT!

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@kgruane what, you'll both be looking at your phone?