Matthew Brown

English teacher, guitar player, Nat’l Duck

[Matthew Brown @matthewrbrown]

@williamtylertn This is like the best take I’ve ever heard

[Matthew Brown @matthewrbrown]

Yo dudes this site stinks now and I’m trying this other one run by another bad person probably https://t.co/d8VjbjUojC

[Matthew Brown @matthewrbrown]

If you are interested in broken replacement toaster ovens, look no further than the worst toaster oven company ever: @BrevilleUSA

[Matthew Brown @matthewrbrown]

@Eve6 “Sucked Out” by @superdrag_sound

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

the cornerstone of every democracy is an unelected secretive robe wearing council who stop anything good from happening

[Matthew Brown @matthewrbrown]

It really bothers me that Charles Martinet doesn’t have a mustache

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Showing up to the theatre to watch Barbie and Oppenheimer back to back

[Matthew Brown @matthewrbrown]

@mrfeeneyyy @SeeleDan If you’re working out muscles that you haven’t worked out in a while (like walking a lot when you haven’t been walking a lot), those muscles retain more water. Just keep it up!

[Matthew Brown @matthewrbrown]

@mrbrown320 You know what? These guys are great

[Matthew Brown @matthewrbrown]

Somehow ended up at a Dashboard Confessional concert and my hair grew back (frosted tips intact) and I’m wearing a studded belt with my skinny jeans again

[Matthew Brown @matthewrbrown]

@KuKhahil Haha I’m pretty sure I’ve only heard “Hold Me Now” and it was mostly because of 80s CD compilation advertisements that were on tv all the time when I was a kid

[Matthew Brown @matthewrbrown]

@mikeljanin @TomKingTK Love this- looks a bit like the George Reeves S, which I think is the coolest!

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Your quarterly reminder that Native people have been living on this continent 23,000 years (conservative estimate) — longer than white people.

[Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot]

No one puts the counter argument better than Frank McCourt - in one of my favourite ever letters

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers and disclosed the secret history of American lies in Vietnam, has died at 92. https://t.co/Hd1RpQjWRZ

[S A M ! @ComicNerdSam]

RIP Romita, a Daredevil artist who was forced to draw Spider-Man

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Cormac McCarthy, the formidable and reclusive writer of Appalachia and the American Southwest, has died at 89. “All the Pretty Horses,” “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men” were among his acclaimed books that explore a world of violence and outsiders. https://t.co/H1hxF3V8eA

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Death was not hilarious today. RIP Cormac McCarthy. A great favorite.