Matt Katz

[Matt Katz @matthewrollin]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Shimmer #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Matt Katz @matthewrollin]

“I'm sorry, but the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now.
Why? Cause it’s Britney, bitch.”

[Sophia Coyne-Kosnak @SophiaCeeKay]

a Britney Spears cover of Reputation

[Jenna Fischer @jennafischer]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Well played. Just be careful he doesn't leave you at the game. #GoBlues @NHL @David_Denman

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Jan: Surely you aren't serious.

Michael: Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.

[Matt Katz @matthewrollin]

@Garr_E_G Not even automatic flushing toilets?

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Michael: Are you crying?

Holly: No.

Michael: Allergies?

Holly: No.

Michael: Did Darryl touch you?

Darryl: What?

[Matt Katz @matthewrollin]

Wow, how basic am I?

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Yeah I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour.

[Matt Katz @matthewrollin]

@Kathuhleen_Ann @Garr_E_G might?

[Matt Katz @matthewrollin]

@KateUpton Congrats! @genevievechiara

[Matt Katz @matthewrollin]

@Lo_Lesh, did you do this?

[Matt Katz @matthewrollin]

Happy National Receptionists’ Day to the best receptionist there ever was! #dundermifflinthisispam @jennafischer

[Netflix @netflix]

Michael Scott: Zero Stars

[Matt Katz @matthewrollin]

@chranlan_ I’d probably still pinch you.

[Matt Katz @matthewrollin]

@bowen_peyton Easy. Chocolate and vanilla swirl. Next question. #porquenolosdos

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

David Wallace: What’s the problem?

Michael: Ryan is being a little bitch.

Ryan: I’m on, Michael.

Michael: What’s up my brotha?

[Matt Katz @matthewrollin]

I had a dream last night that I could not find my Taylor Swift playlist on Spotify, and it was probably the most frustrated I’ve ever been in a dream. Its okay though. Turns out I was logged into my brother’s Spotify account the whole time.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Michael: Yeppers.

Jan: What'd I say about yeppers?

Michael: I don't remember.

Jan: I told you not to say it. Remember?

Michael: Yeash.