Matt Rout

21, Uni of Nottingham, Chelmsford

[Mark McAdam @markmcadamtv]

Mick Beale has declined the opportunity to talk to Wolves about their vacant Managerial role.

There is not much loyalty in football these days, and understandably so, but this is huge for QPR.

A special team at the start of a special journey.

Awaiting official confirmation.

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

Mercedes vs Red Bull after both teams misinterpret the budget cap

[Matt Rout @matthewrout]

@JamesWard73 Do you allow for potential new variants with higher transmission than Delta? Do any of the models?

[Matt Rout @matthewrout]

@easyJet been on hold for 2 hours 30 minutes today trying to get a refund on a flight you changed by 13 hours. Still on hold. Sort it out

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

TEAM NEWS // #CROENG

Here are the Starting XIs for tonight's semi-final...

#WorldCup

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?” written on the back of Melania’s jacket, refers to the Fake News Media. Melania has learned how dishonest they are, and she truly no longer cares!

[Matt Rout @matthewrout]

@Ryanair how can you close check in for 30+ people who are standing waiting due to traffic for everyone? This is a disgrace, and now the plane is half empty and delayed. FR2139 flight to Stansted

[Matt Rout @matthewrout]

@RequestABet Formula 1: Could i get odds on McLaren finishing 3rd or above in 2018 constructors championship? #Mclaren

[Matt Rout @matthewrout]

@Scholesy63 @greateranglia It's fine mate we got cupcakes this morning

[Matt Rout @matthewrout]

Ban the sun @Arsenal #banthesun

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

Me: Oh my God! It's the Copycat Killer!
Murderer: [in a sarcastic voice while stabbing me] Ermagerd! It's the copycert keller!

[Matt Rout @matthewrout]

@ilove_CRISIS thanks guys!

[Matt Rout @matthewrout]

@ilove_CRISIS free tickets!

[Matt Rout @matthewrout]

@ilove_CRISIS that's funny. The bouncers reckon it's 10

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[at the vet with my cat]
cat: meow
me: i know, that's why i brought you here

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Me - "the opposite of Limp Bizkit is erect sausage"
Interviewer - "the question was about international banking, and no it isn't"

[GoaT FacE @EndhooS]

GF: I'm leaving you
Me: WHAT? WHY?
GF: You're too afraid to take risks
Me: [Softening Doritos under a tap before eating them] THATS BULLSHIT

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Star Wars never really explored how awesome it would be using the force to jack off

[Matt Rout @matthewrout]

The worst thing about graduating is going from 'student' to 'unemployed'

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If you know which bits to agree with & which bits to ignore in your Holy Book, then you don't need your Holy Book. You're already Good :)