𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪

i make things with sound and pictures. sometimes it works, sometimes it’s work (when i’m lucky)

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

@PurelyPurgatory YUP

[Purr @BigPapaPurr]

Cops aren't wearing their uniforms to and from work right now because they're afraid someone might attack them or their families. Can you imagine that? Living with a constant fear of being killed by a complete stranger because, to them, you look like a threat?

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

king flamingo

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

I'll say it. @wstrband did "Gives You Hell" better than the Rejects. Hits so much harder.

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

When you want to put in whitening strips, but you also want midnight wings...

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

Sometimes I hate the internet because it gives stupid people a platform to broadcast. Then sometimes I wonder if I'm one of those people. 😂

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

I'm not at all unsypathetic to the tragedy that was the #VirginiaBeachShooting , but all these gun toting bumpkins with their "hopes and prayers" can fuck right off. Try embracing some stricter regulations instead of "hoping and praying".

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

@Matt_Guajardo I care. 🥰

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

Like. Aside from some minor pacing issues and a couple of bogus shots, it's basically perfect.

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

Remember how fucking good The Prestige was?

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

@Gcool_xoxo 😂😂😂

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

Doesn't matter how many times I see it, when the Orca starts sinking in Jaws I get stressed as ferrrrrrrrrk. 😬

[One Perfect Shot @OnePerfectShot]

Take the first step. #MondayMotivation

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

If @chancetherapper gets @Wendys to bring back spicy nuggets it will be the best thing to happen to me all week.

Not sure if that says more about my week or the nuggets…

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

@Gcool_xoxo Hahaha. Exactly.

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

Jake Peralta is my spirit animal.

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

I slept in shorts last night. Summer can’t get here fast enough. #chicago #winter #beachboy

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

I spend way too much time rewatching things I’ve already watched.

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

@sauv_blahnik I guess “in its path” would have been more accurate. He’s been hating on the Roomba since we got it and he figured out how to stop it.

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕪 @matthewscooley]

The dog just shit in the Roomba. This is not a drill.