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#DMED12 †

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head and still managed to keep the country together. Franklin Roosevelt ran the entire Second World War from a wheelchair. Eisenhower defeated Hitler and then, just to stay busy, built 48,000 miles of motorway. Kennedy looked at the moon, said “we’ll have that,” and inside a decade they did. Reagan stared down the Soviet Union until it simply gave up and went home.

Two hundred and fifty years. Forty-six men. Men who stormed beaches, split atoms, faced down nuclear annihilation over breakfast and then filed sensible paperwork about it afterward.

And then, after all of that, the entire accumulated weight of American history, the most consequential democratic experiment the world has ever seen, produced this.

A television review.

No Mars landing. No cure for cancer. No Soviet empire dissolved before lunch. Just a man in the White House, in the year 2026, informing the internet that a CBS chat show host had no talent.

That is what 250 years of American greatness built. America should be deeply, permanently ashamed of itself.

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[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[Nature Is Nonpartisan @NINP_org]

The National Park Service ran on a $3 billion budget and generated $56 billion in economic output in 2024. That’s over $17 back for every $1 invested.

With a record of 332 million visitors last year, Americans clearly care about their parks and expect them to be funded.

[NASA @NASA]

1972 ➡️2026
Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

[击NoЯmal Emo PeЯson!🏳️‍⚧️丰 @Normal_Emo_girl]

Girls don't want to be raped.
Girls don't want to be raped.
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Girls don't want to be raped.
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Girls don't want to be raped.
Girls don't want to be raped.
Girls don't want to be raped.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

People can't pay their bills. No one gives a f*** what your bathroom looks like.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

The goal is neverrrrrrrr gucci bags. Brooooooo, it's acres of land.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Incredible Volcanic Lightning emerging from the Guatemala Volcano 🌋⚡

[South Park @SouthPark]

Wait, so we ARE relevant?
#eatabagofdicks

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

Is your city as cool as Minneapolis??

Minneapolis hosts an annual “Cat Tour.”

Neighbors put their cats in the window and crowds show up in droves to admire them and show respect.

It’s been going on for 8 years.

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

this sign gonna be in a museum in a decade and everyone who was excited about this will have to pretend they knew it was inhumane

[Chris Barnes @ChrisBarnes]

Who’s watching the Pope Draft?!?

[SlavicWarrior®️ @q_slavic]

My definition of wealth ✨

[Duolingo @duolingo]

👀 @dallasmavs

[Zach Molzer @molzer]

Okay this is sexy.

If you DON’T like this, your opinion is wrong