Matt Hollenberg

musician & theologian

[Matt Hollenberg @matthollenberg]

I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 4)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/0dlwCC8Ka5

[Matt Hollenberg @matthollenberg]

"Is there a word for when you're a weeb but just for the McElroys?" -@TheChloeth

[Matt Hollenberg @matthollenberg]

I hope that @JustinMcElroy, @travismcelroy, and @griffinmcelroy had a good day today

[Matt Hollenberg @matthollenberg]

@jephjacques Every time I read comic 256, I go "He sold his Jazzmaster? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[Matt Hollenberg @matthollenberg]

Hey @julienrbaker, if you want a cool place to eat in Lancaster, check out @Roburritos on Prince St!!!!!

[Matt Hollenberg @matthollenberg]

@TheChloeth https://t.co/3aXchYE1bI

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

I’m covered in tattoos because I am a terrified prey animal 24/7 and science hasn’t advanced enough to get me neon poison skin or one of those frilled lizard umbrella necks

[Matt Hollenberg @matthollenberg]

@mountain_goats THE DIAZ BROTHERS MAKES ME SO HAPPY AND I CANT EXPLAIN WHY

[Matt Hollenberg @matthollenberg]

@TheChloeth AWWWWHHHH I JUST SAW THIS <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[Dr. Susan Dummer @Suzdummer]

@rachelheldevans I've often scoffed at people who say "Have faith like a child" as if that means blind acceptance. Have you ever met a child? "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" It's their favorite game!

[Dru @DruHart]

White Jesus is a sociopolitical weapon. https://t.co/ZvXPkErhEw

[Matt Hollenberg @matthollenberg]

me: *clicks "Confirm Order" on my books

me: K WHERE THEY AT THO

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

Hey, pal: You made it out of 2017 and that ain’t nothin’.

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

BLESS US ALL WHO PLAY THE LONG GAME, THE ODDS ARE IN OUR FAVOR UNLESS THE SIGNS IN THE ENTRAILS LIE which they don't because they can't

[palmer @decentbirthday]

[assigning roles]

god: the sun shall fuel all life on earth

sun: sounds good

god: and the moon shall make tiny waves and werewolves

moon: hell yes

[Matt Hollenberg @matthollenberg]

All I want for Christmas is the sweet sweet embrace of death.

[Matt Hollenberg @matthollenberg]

@SpenseresnepS This was almost exactly me too

[Matt Hollenberg @matthollenberg]

If God is good and perfect, then how is it So Early?

[Punk Talks @PunkTalks]

Don’t forget to nurture yourself 💜

[Austin Channing Brown @austinchanning]

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