Matthew Perry

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

@standupmaths 6x6 Unique Distance Puzzle: I don’t know how to code but I found a way to brute force a solution in EXCEL. That was a fun problem. Do you know if anyone else has used Excel for this yet?

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

@Cicirunner What do you think the segment feature is for on Strava? If you want to compare times to people for 16 miles do it in a half or full marathon. If you want to see who can run around the block fastest, look at the segment leaderboard

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

@kyle_snoddon @AlexHorne @taskmaster Maybe 30..? I probably tried another 100 after since the flip the plane did happened above the frame but couldn’t make it in again!

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

#hometasking @AlexHorne @taskmaster Task 1! Throw a piece of A4 paper into a bin. (I hope 8.5”x11” is okay)

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

Hey! Join me on Strava so you can participate in the January Cycling Climbing Challenge with me: https://t.co/WxJ84fndwi

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

@matthew_ison @philgaimon @Strava Definitely Old San Marcos!!! No question about it!! Budget Phil Gaimon approves of this suggestion

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

@philgaimon @CastelliCycling @philsfondo @Strava That's me! That's me!

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

@tftiris Ah... well prolly same then tbh, but a solid run cadence for me is 165

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

@tftiris goals

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@ucsbtriathlon Nice job ladies

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

@ucsbtriathlon Yum

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

My ability to fold burritos is not correlated with the number I eat.

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

@matthew_ison Matt's are definitely the funniest people

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

Wow look at all the football happening #sports

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

Do water spiders sink on land?

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

The 'cancel' button on toasters is like an ejector seat for my slightly too toasted bagels.

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

I just saw a cop talking on his phone while driving. Who am I gonna call...the ghostbusters?

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

How are self-driving semi trucks going to fill up on gas?

[Matthew Perry @matthunicorn]

Crab cakes would make the worst ice cream cake.