Mattiboi

[Mattiboi @mattiboi100]

I think this is my peak music topster. True 10s end at AFUT but everything else is pretty much a 10 too, just not as perfect

[maddie @madsssagascar]

in a “let people enjoy things” world can i say that i think concerts becoming grounds for comic con level cosplay/behavior is lame

[carter @cartbog]

watching a cat video and it autoscrolls to an angle of 9/11 not even the 3 letter agencies have seen

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i could never have a top 4 in letterboxd because what if i'm wrong. what if those aren't my four favorite movies ever. it's just too much commitment. the stakes are too high. i can't handle it. i'm running out of air. oh god i'm gonna throw up.

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[Kevin @itskevin]

Incredible aura gamble. Can you imagine if Sam Altman attempted and failed this today?

[Mattiboi @mattiboi100]

@BressonEnjoyerr Yeah because it’s a joke and sometimes context is exaggerated for comedic effect

[Mattiboi @mattiboi100]

I mean they kinda do https://t.co/KFbllkdIH6

[Bressonian @BressonEnjoyerr]

@azimmz4_ I don’t think they be like that personally

[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[Mattiboi @mattiboi100]

Lowk why I got my degree

[TroidW @TroidW]

@KleptoeMusic I started saying "It's For You dawg it's lit" out loud to myself sometimes when I see some real bullshit on my feed bc it just works so well to describe the current twitter experience

[Bad Fredo @TokenFredo]

Don't want to be dramatic but I think anyone that ever shared that "The curtains were fucking blue" story should be executed

[Mattiboi @mattiboi100]

@cutebladee I think katseye has proven an uncomfortable truth. Kpop only sounds good because we don’t know what those girls are saying

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Exit Music (for Charlie Kirk) https://t.co/ciUH3LLJf9

[mippy @sillymippy]

I did this bit too early it seems

[Mattiboi @mattiboi100]

No bc if you told me Greep opened his set with a cover of the Tom and Jerry theme i would believe you without question

[WIBBLE BIBBLE @toensures]

@sweetseaslug I left early man maybe it was the venue. That shit sounded like tom and jerry half the time. Im gonna get home and listen to the studio recordings because damn

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

I HATE WHEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH INTERPERSONAL FRIEND DRAMA OVER STUPID SHIT. I MADE ALL U BITCHES WATCH EVANGELION AND NONE OF YOU LEARNT SHIT ABOUT OPENING YOURSELVES UP TO OTHERS. JUST ROBOTS AND FLASHING LIGHTS TO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

[Mattiboi @mattiboi100]

I’ve realised high frame rate exclusivity matters for fps. Played dark souls on switch at 20-30 and it’s genuinely fine

[Mattiboi @mattiboi100]

University experience

[Lyra Sieradzka @lyrasie]

being the wokest person in the room is bad enough, but have you tried being in a room full of very unwoke people who *think* they're woker than you?

[frank rappa @kidaidantwt]

I’d rather hang out with a pretentious person than a guy who puts Alvin and the Chipmunks in his letterboxd top 4 because he’s sooo quirky

[Mattiboi @mattiboi100]

My mum knows about Ulysses by James Joyce but had never heard of the odyssey