Mattie Bob

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[Jordan Blascoe @JABlascoe]

It’s finally my time to shine... help me out, guys! @MichelobULTRA

[Elena✨ @ElenaHajaree]

“You just had to be there”

[Saralicia @saraliciac]

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

[Mattie Bob @mattie_wt]

I try to tell people I’m not as country as they think I am. And then I remember for fun we used to climb into a PVC pipe and roll it down a hill for fun.. 😅

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@sage_pt21 Lmaooo

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@kklynnanderson Thanks dude lmaoo

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@tmoneyfeed I’d like to think so

[Mattie Bob @mattie_wt]

Thinking about the time I was talking to a guy I liked & jokingly was calling myself a kleptomaniac because I accidentally took a cup from a restaurant. But instead of saying that, I said nymphomaniac. After I realized that was wrong I fixed it by saying necrophiliac.

[Mattie Bob @mattie_wt]

So the dogs killed a prairie dog and today I found it and sage and I sat outside gagging for 30 minutes cause we couldn’t stop and I was trying to figure out what to do with it. Anyways if y’all can’t imagine that being funny we shouldn’t be friends lmaooo

[Mattie Bob @mattie_wt]

Woo woo. That’s what we call it cause it’s too hard to pronounce lmaoo

[Jemma @Jem_Loader]

I’ve never heard Worcestershire be pronounced like this before but I quite like it

[Mattie Bob @mattie_wt]

Went to Walmart to get detergent. Now that I’ve left and already spent money I now have to go to dollar general to get detergent because I forgot at Walmart lmao

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

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@jasmaariie @_sageg

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My life

[katherine @kat_hartnett]

I miss my friends who aren’t really my friends but are my friends whenever we’re in a bar. I hope they’re all doing ok

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@shegresh12 Good good.

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Anyone selling any BB guns?? I wanna shoot @shegresh12 but not kill her.

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So a guy drunk called me just now, and I guess I was being so stern he said Yes ma’am to me. 😂 Ladies that’s what it’s about. We EARN respect from men.

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Almost ordered a snake. Time to go to bed 😅

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This is the type of weather my dad talks about him walking for miles in to get the school.