Mattison Carter

hey sorry about everything

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

@apple invent an auto response that's not rude af

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

matti needs a lader

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

name a better cig break than build me up buttercup

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

the band muse

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

we can turn off the internet now

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

eighteen goddamn years

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

i've been wating 30 goddamn years. they finally reached our community. all hail the piss flavored macbook

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

fartin at pet shop

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

"hangin' tough" blasting in the japanese restaurant ❤️

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

watching supermarket sweep while disputing every replacement the instacart shopper had to offer

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

@Chioma__Amadi this isn't linked in shush

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

bad ass aim

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

ai powered app that filters out all ai content

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

IT IS HURTING NE STOP IT

[andrew pignanelli @ndrewpignanelli]

my goal is to become successful enough to use an ipad instead of a laptop. It's the perfect device for the successful man - worse than both a phone and a computer, requiring a staff of people producing actual work to maintain communications with you. A unicycle for the mind.

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

it's almost 2026, i will gift you a bidet for the holidays if you don't fucking have one

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

also if i see another video about making tofu with NOT SOY BEANS LIKE ITS REVOLUTIONARY I WILL SHOOT MYSELF ON WHATEVER LIVE TV IS NOW

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

why can't i report clearly ai posts???? @elonmusk

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

if i hear the mashup of billy joel/ abba one more time i will commit an unspeakable act

[Mattison Carter @mattisoncarter]

hey if you think you're an artist but your main source of coin be medical adverts, please remember you are the lowest form of pond scum