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Used to be cool now a dad

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-Homer Simpson - Happy Friday #Homerism #hakunamatata

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@matthew_auch Surprising how someone so obsessed with colleges has zero brain cells

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@Buccigross @SportsnetSpec There's the irrelevant hockey voice we weren't looking for. Do us a favor & never mention college again if you don't understand science. Fingers crossed you were either all replaced this year or TNT got more games.

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@trashpandas @ARTravs schedule a spring exhibition with these jokers so they know who the boss is. Raccoons, pssh am I right? Buncha masked wannabe gangsters. #possumlife #tailsup

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@loboboss57 @kendallbaker It was bad bad, and the song is a joke.

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@MiLBPromos @LouisvilleBats I love college summer for a lazy inexpensive night, esp if the kids are involved. Now if you wanna talk about "nothing night" ask me about the time the @LouisvilleBats locked me and a couple buddies in the ballpark on a non-game day.

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@bensbiz @GoSquirrels Until next time, I'll raise a corn lager in your honor!

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@WoodpeckersNC @MiLBPromos 😮😮 alright we need these from all teams immediately. #ItsAMe

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@MiLBPromos @OaklandBallers Shout out to those guys for shipping a stadium-only offering across the country. #PhishNight

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@MiLBPromos @SickosCommittee @JLabBhamBowl @BhamBarons The version sold in the gift shop at the base of the statue itself is missing that sweet jersey, but does have a bobble butt!!

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@MiLBPromos The scheduling is the worst part about the post-covid changes. Makes scheduling a multi city trip nearly impossible in some cases. And nevermind the overlap in bobblehead dates!

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@MiLBPromos Macon Bacon 2 yrs ago, the first of 2 hydration breaks. That pitch clock really takes it out of you.

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@aubrey_huff @MLB @TheSavBananas @SFGiants So you're a racist and a homophobe. Somebody's got some feelings they need to work out. The feelings I need to work out are how to get my algorithm back off of washed up pieces of shit.

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@TylerRatcliff17 He said umami. Get outside once in a while.

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@MiLBPromos @yorkrevolution The cowards are a sad lot. Really was hoping York came down here to NC so we could tell them what we think of them. Keep up the good work man.

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@BaysoxOfficial @MiLBPromos If you don't name him Pinchy you've missed the mark

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@LionCross1 @WhiteHouse Found the incel

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@MiLBPromos @RRExpress I hope they're playing the @ABQTopes!

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@uniformcritic Flocking isn't quite the same as felt technically speaking, same effect though