Matt Jessop

Don’t be fooled by my rocks, I’m still Jessop from the block. I do all the things. No views expressed are my own, and are that of the Illuminati.

[Matt Jessop @mattjessop]

@M7RealEstate What the heck security is this?! Ain’t coming to Beckton retail park no more

[Matt Jessop @mattjessop]

#tifolive Any predictions for the women’s WC now that the squads have been announced and everybody has ACL injuries?

[Matt Jessop @mattjessop]

@XboxSupport Is there any way for me to contact a human for support? I want to submit a repair request but the devices page keeps pointing me to the virtual agent, which then points me to 'request a call', which then just fails. Going round in circles! 😬

[Matt Jessop @mattjessop]

@ArgosHelpers are your main (non-supermarket) stores dog friendly? Just need to pick up a collection

[Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ]

My wife wasn’t thrilled when I put this Lego Millennium Falcon on our wedding registry. To not seem completely self-indulgent, I told her I’d wait until we had kids to build it. Today, after 10 patient years, the adventure begins. #MayThe4th #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Grundy 🏳️‍🌈🦖 @GrundyOxford]

The Welsh Conservative leader Andrew RT Davies was just interviewed on BBC, and for some reason he turned into a horse racing commentator halfway through an answer

[Matt Jessop @mattjessop]

Sometimes you get woken up in the night by ghouls, groans and creaks. Sometimes you get woken up in the night by this……. @ Stratford, Newham, United Kingdom https://t.co/XCWgVjm04C

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Every episode of Popular Space Show™

[Daft Punk Fandom🤖🤖 @Daft_Wub]

The creation of the original Daft Punk robots. A thread.

[D A I S Y • A Y L I F F E @daisyayliffe]

BREAKING: Having achieved nothing in many months of lockdown, today some good news. I have helped reunite a Syrian child with their mum in Britain. It is the single greatest achievement of my life.

[Rich @RichWXM]

Fair play @RMcElhenney that is some gesture 👏👏👏

[Matt Jessop @mattjessop]

Fixed the test and trace system, you’re welcome #Excel #TestandTrace

[R.J. Lehmann @raylehmann]

I can formally unveil my Electoral College model. It's based on data from American Veterinary Medical Association* and operates on the thesis that Biden will win all the states with more cats than dogs and Trump will win all the states with more dogs than cats.

[Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell]

10pm pub closing not good enough. People will just go on to house parties. Need a mandatory 10:45pm National Crisis Bedtime. Teeth done by 10:40, light off 10:44. No you can't have a glass of water you should have thought of that before.

[Flexibits @flexibits]

Mark your calendars… tomorrow is Widget Wednesday!! 🥳

[Matt Jessop @mattjessop]

@JayHulmePoet @cathedralknave Saw this and thought it would be right up your abbey

[Laura Bronner @laurabronner]

We have evidence of racial discrepancies in police use of force. But some studies miss the extent of the problem by using data that's already biased.

https://t.co/E61goauUnq

@jazzmyth's awesome chart helps me explain this paper by @dean_c_knox, @conjugateprior and @jonmummolo:

[Matt Jessop @mattjessop]

YASSSSSSSSS #WWDC2020