Matt Robertson

Dad, Comedian, Social network legend, Millionaire, Pornstar n Liar

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

@YodelOnline must of taken over Evri as the worst delivery service in the UK. Avoid at all costs, absolute dogshit!

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

@TheNotoriousMMA @dillondanis 😂😂😂

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

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[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

@southernsass81 I’m sure the middle finger can be the greatest self love of all as well 💦

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

@piersmorgan It was though you nonce!

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

@GNev2 and Roy Keane looking like the chuckle brothers with that tash

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

@MattHancock to win @imacelebrity! Can’t fault the guy tbh! Can anyone hold their hand up n say they’ve not fucked up 🤷‍♂️ everyone deserves a 2nd chance! #ImACeleb #Kingmatt 😂

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

#O2Priority @O2 these nobheads are starting to get on my tits now! Especially the 🔔🔚 jumping up n down 🙄 sort the app out Ffs!

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

#O2Priority have bolloxed this one right up for the @peterkay_co_uk presale! Missing the birth of my child for this ffs 🙄

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

@piersmorgan Do you ever give it a rest you nonce! You’re just a shit Katie Hopkins with a smaller cock!

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

There’s not a boxing fan in the world who thinks that @jack_catt93 lost that & if @JoshTaylorBoxer has anything about him he’ll publicly acknowledge this! Corrupt or incompetent judging but El Gato should be the newly crowned champ this morning! 🥊

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

Bet @piersmorgan is shitting himself now! Name & shame

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

There should definitely be a register for faulty, psycho women (& guys before any feminists kick off) would defo save a load of time! Might start one off! Feel free to list names with red flags.........

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

WhatsApp, Facebook and Instagram users report widespread outages
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[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

Not been on Twitter for ages 🤷🏼‍♂️ might do #confessionsofadoorman while Facebook & Insta are down 🤣🤣

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

@Uber_Support I’ve already registered my issue and been told your company policy doesn’t allow you to refund customers who’s food never arrived and to believe a driver who’s lying over a customer trying to get fed!

[Matt Robertson @mattjrobertson]

@UberEats @Uber_Support @ubereats_uk Is this a wind up 🙈 what type of company treats their customers like this 😂