Matt Kerrigan

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Scott Hanson has no chill whatsoever 💀

[50cent @50cent]

😳and then they say they are your friends. 🤭🤨get the strap

[Fox News @FoxNews]

President @realDonaldTrump: "@CNN is fake news. I don't take questions from CNN."

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

You spied on their reporters, seized phone records and personal emails and declared James Rosen an enemy of the state. Holder himself signed the secret search warrant application.

[scott thompson @scottthomps0n]

people who love attention are rs the worst

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

No snitches in this crew

[Conservative Review @CR]

"'So, how are you planning to pay for that?'

This should be the first question asked about any political program. Unfortunately, it’s not. " - @benshapiro

[Mack @Mack_Brun]

When you wake up the morning after blacking out and you’re not hungover

[Timothot @k_umezinwa]

Day 70 without sex my doctor asked me “are you sexually active” I said why whachu tryna do.

[Adrian. 👹 @Adrianrdz52]

George lopez needs to come out on netflix https://t.co/JyYJPATHYS

[taylor @__tayllorrrr]

Never have and never will understand the Post Malone obsession

[Jason Rantz on Seattle Red @jasonrantz]

They both weren’t good and she’s unlikable. That’s why. What’s next? Probably another failed movie because Hollywood wants her to succeed. https://t.co/pbw34S9jo7

[Michael Gursky @gurskyman]

Weed is the gateway drug to thinking you can rap

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Black people don’t have to be democrats.

[Serene @JabinSerene]

I’ve have yet to finish watering my plants 💀