Matthew Kerber

Wannabe author《!》 software developer《$》Currently #1 on the NYT leastselling list《?》 828 & 919

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

I dunno if any of yall remember animusic but s2g they're playing it at cocoa cinnamon right now.

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

@zeanes Looking like the plan all along

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

Move in day for next year's tenants at the Duke frat house across the steeet. Can't help but assume that the ~$800ish? leather recliner that was just carried inside may not be in the best condition come next May.

[British Tar Heel @britishtarheel]

𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇!

#GDTBATH

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Congress must pass legislation that codifies Roe v. Wade as the law of the land in this country NOW. And if there aren’t 60 votes in the Senate to do it, and there are not, we must end the filibuster to pass it with 50 votes.

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

Elon Musk has a higher net worth than 108 different countries.

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

Macaroon, Macaron, Macron.
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And don't you forget it.

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

S2G @caleb2love can tweet 'good morning' and people are in the comments speculating if it's a hidden message about his draft decision. Let my dude live his life

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

Each chip in this bag cost $0.87

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

They just played the entirety of My Shiny Teeth and Me at the Durham Bulls game. @ChipSkylark

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

Someone can be named "Werthing Flynn Denald-Donaloe jr" IRL and I'm like yep. That's a name.

I try to name a character something like "Alex Barnes" in a story and my brain screams that no sane human would ever even consider branding their child with such an unpalatable title.

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

At what point should a single human be targeted by antitrust laws? @elonmusk

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

ourmando bacot run it back next year

[Armando Bacot Jr. @iget_buckets35]

Tar Heel forever ❤️

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

First show since the pandemic began was @MOMOMOYOUTH last night playing at little old @CatsCradleNC 🔥🔥🔥

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

@zeanes I agree. V bleak.
But fossil fuel lobbyists are doing their best to make the future seem CATASTROPHICALLY bleak. As the concept of climate change is now becoming widely accepted, their attention is being redirected from denial to instilling hopelessness.
https://t.co/Qdy6clRaEZ

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

Watching Caleb (and everyone) in the post game press conference is breaking my heart... 💙😢

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

Will forever be one of my favorite UNC squads and favorite seasons. What a friggin history making year even without the natty. Daggum proud as Heel to be one 💙💙💙

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

@c_linmiller_ Petey, that you?

[Matthew Kerber @mattkerber]

@zeanes ...TM