Matt Kyte

Semi-professional bike race DJ and semi-amateur senior software engineer

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@Carpervert @sniffpetrol after listening to the last pod, I’m intrigued to know your thoughts on the magnificently proud wand that is the one-of-one Ferrari Pinin shifter.

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@kevindeleon Meanwhile, Nike’s act of protest was doing shitty designs.

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@landsoftly Are you sure it’s stripped? With a carbon fork it’s usually that the compression plug is loose.

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@kevindeleon He’s as tough as a Cancun winter.

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Hindsight is 2021

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Pidcock taking advantage of DRS on the straight before this corner.

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Damn, Pidcock. Damn. 🔥 #TDF2022 https://t.co/rFjOGMY0h6

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@antmccrossan are ASO deploying The Badger to clear the road?

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ASO preparing to airdrop The Badger

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@landsoftly @TheShoeStar I think it’s a weird pivotal time for the CX Galacticos (Pidcock included). Maybe less so for Wout who has proven to be more versatile on the road so far. Can MVDP and Pidcock realistically span 3 disciplines going forward?

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@TheShoeStar @TheShoeStar bringing the receipts!

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@landsoftly Yeah. That was sketchy AF

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Need a new car. Had originally confined search to normally aspirated V12s under $30k. Have now expanded to include normally aspirated flat 12s under $30k.

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@RepTroyCarter Steve Scalise thinks that commercial aircraft and high velocity military style rifles are the same thing, so how do you convince Republicans in Louisiana that they don’t need these weapons? Republicans are attacking facts with false equivalencies. Tell the truth via statistics!

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@landsoftly In theory Wout could have won every stage so far.

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@followadam @landsoftly Fun fact: Badger won on Champs Elysees in yellow.

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@followadam @landsoftly Back in the 80s the tour had a combination jersey, but after The Badger retired so did the jersey.

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@MrKenShabby So proud that this complete fuckmuppet represents my congressional district.

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@landsoftly Glad to hear that America has finally been exposed to her genius through the fourth season of a Netflix show.

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@daniellloyd1 Valverde’s max heart rate is 220 plus his age