Matthew Lang

Aussie author. Interested in writing, writing, musical theatre, sleep and video games. Come join my streams -

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

Kill the dragon, marry the princess, and rule the kingdom. It’s a fantasy come true… if you’re straight.

Dragonslayer is now available for pre-order. Release date is 25th of September. I'm back in print!

https://t.co/fE2hmFD5v6

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

Me: "Things I could win a gold medal in: Writing gay sex scenes, cooking for foddies..."
My boyfriend: "Blowjobs."
Me: ...
My boyfriend: "What, it's compliment!" #Olympics #GayLife

[FGMO @fgmo_official]

#Midsumma #Giveaway! 🌈

We have 5 tickets to #MQFF Presents Midsumma Movies Australian Made Shorts this Saturday the 27th of January.

So you and 4 of your besties can go see award winning queer film for FREE. To enter, comment below and tag a friend for extra entries! (1/3)

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@Uber my mother is a homophobe and we don't get on. Also she's dead. So no, I won't be sending her anything. Fuck off with your intrusive, insenstive marketing adverts. No love.

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@MAS This I very literally the only thing you've sent me in acknowledgement - an autogenerated response five days ago with no reference numbers...

So I literally can't do what you're asking because you've refused to provide the detail at your end.

#MalaysianHospitality

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

Welp @Melair or @MAS killed my luggage. Sigh

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@MAS Please get your team to *reply to my submitted report with a PIR number* or fix your people system

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@CheriflyTwitch It's a thing. Sleep is important

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@MAS So... your last reply was deliberate misinformation?

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@MAS Did your form. Got an automated reply.

Nothing a week later. Is this your version of 'nope, won't do anything'?

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@MAS I didn't realise until I left the airport. How do I file that report?

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

See, @hasbro doesn't get that community is people supporting a person, brand or product because it adds to our lives and we want to see it succeed. That was #opendnd. In forcing @Wizards_DnD to OGL 2 they make something that bleeds us dry. This is a feature. And its why we leave

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@DnDBeyond @Wizards_DnD No, we don't have questions. Or patience, actually.

We have fury.

We also have options that aren't you.

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

Welp, @Wizards_DnD your product only survived because of the community. Guess it'll die again now. Time to go check out those other systems I was thinking of playing anyway.
#ByeFelicia

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@TheGoffy Can't get much more rotten than the current bunch?

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@CheriflyTwitch Amen!

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@BanyuleCouncil so... just confirming you instruct your ticket inspectors to issue parking fines to people using your paystay app? Seems markedly unjust

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

So @QldPolice has no cultural problem. It clearly just believes rape, misogyny, homophobia & racism are culturally okay. Just look at Peter Dutton.
Yeah. No culture problem 😕
/sarcasm

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@Optus won't move on helping with say, identity theft that thry caused, but they *have* sent more bills.
I'm not sure I should pay them. Who should I switch to?

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@DeadByBHVR Um... why is forming parties in DBD broken right now? Been that way for about a week?

[Matthew Lang @mattlangwrites]

@my1967impala Nooo....

Hugs and I hope it passes without any long term ill effects