Matt Lewis

You're interrupting my creative process

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Matt Lewis @mattlewis513]

@PeachesMel Liberalism really is a disease holy shit

[Matt Lewis @mattlewis513]

May thy thong rip and tatter

[usul 🐭 @paulatreideez]

stripper name pole atreides

[Matt Lewis @mattlewis513]

This but only drinking the diet dr pepper

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

if i was on Pimp My Ride i’d ask for a freestyle coke machine in my car

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

taco bell r&d, running out of ideas- “let’s just put some fuckin tenders in a crunchwrap”

me, smooth brained simpleton- “taco bell has done it again!”

[rune sword @runesword1]

depraved fucked up perverted fantasy where i get the day off

[Matt Lewis @mattlewis513]

@BujokMr Over/under on how many fragging incidents it takes to cancel a draft?

[Matt Lewis @mattlewis513]

No one in the US is getting free anything you dweeb (also the cases of proven noncitizen voting is below 0.0001% per https://t.co/mLSWHmQm6i)

[Matt Lewis @mattlewis513]

@BearsFanJordan @girldrawsghosts Its not even dems fighting for decorum (because they dont actually fight for anything), its using decorum as a cover up for controlled opposition and political theater

[Matt Lewis @mattlewis513]

Ron’s an expert on things that aren’t safe for 13 year olds

[Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 @ReOpenChris]

🚨DeSantis says NO DATA CENTERS!

They do NOT create jobs and suck up all the electricity!

“I don't think there's very many people that want to have higher energy bills just so some chatbot can corrupt some 13 year old kid online! That is not what anybody is signing up for!”

[Matt Lewis @mattlewis513]

@JAM_I_AM_23 Maintain ad revenue by catering to both sides

[Matt Lewis @mattlewis513]

@NINENAILSINCH Executive cuck table

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

It really is impossible to reason with people that are this stupid.

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Andrew Cuomo anytime he sees a halal cart for the rest of his life

[Matt Lewis @mattlewis513]

He cant even defend himself from his liquor cabinet 😭

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

The best choice for Secretary of defense. Total victory.

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

there needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they're doing

[promise li @promise__li]

UCLA just sent riot police to beat up students who were screening a movie about how schools like UCLA sent riot police to beat up students supporting Palestine, on the one-year anniversary of UCLA calling riot police to beat up students supporting Palestine.

[Matt Lewis @mattlewis513]

Then you should be old enough to remember that being a nazi comes with consequences