One day we will look back on this period in American history not just in severe embarrassment but with complete incomprehension. How did this happen? How did Idiocracy become real life in the richest, and one of the most educated, societies in human history?
Jesse Ventura on Trump: “Who is that? The draft dodging coward? I don’t call him by name. He’s the draft dodging coward who when it was his time to serve his country he did what all rich white boys did. I wasn’t a rich white boy. We had to go. He’s gonna tell me what courage is?”
Metal detector at Mar-a-Lago — to make sure Trump event is gun-free.
Whenever the gun extremists throw fancy events for themselves, they make sure they’re gun-free. But they leave the rest of us to die in mass shootings.
Donald Trump was the first president in 28 years to not serve a second term, the first to lose the Presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term, the first president in 129 years to lose the popular vote twice, the first ever to fail to hit a 50% approval rating at any point during their presidency, the first to be impeached twice, to be banned from social media and the first to have their home searched for official national security documents, or anything else for that matter, the first serving or former president to be found liable of sexual abuse, business fraud and defamation, the first, second, third and fourth serving or former president to be criminally indicted and the first ever with a mugshot.
The “red wave” never came in 2022, last November’s elections were a tsunami of blue, and since the overturning of Roe Vs Wade, Republicans have lost 8 out of 8 state ballot measure battles on the issue of abortion.
All of this, as they’ve removed their own Speaker, expelled their own member, whittled their already razor-thin House majority down to essentially nothing, maintain a minority in the Senate, and have had signed into law, the fewest bills since the Great Depression.
Oh yeah, and they’re tethered to a quadruply indicted business fraud sexual abuser who faces multiple fairly imminent criminal convictions.
They’ve done nothing about inflation or the prices of eggs, gas or milk, and they’re flat out refusing to do a damn thing about the border, yet they continue to spend our hard-earned tax dollars on sham d*ck pic hearings and phony impeachments.
When you put all of that together, it really is shocking that no one with a single firing synapse wants to see any of them in power, isn’t it?
Imagine going back 20 years and explaining that Republicans in 2024 are angry that a Christian pop singer kissed her boyfriend after he won the Super Bowl.
They're mad bc he took a vaccine which saved millions of lives and bc she doesn't like the candidate who raped someone.
only 2 teams played FEWER top-10 pass defenses than the 49ers
meanwhile…
only 2 teams played MORE top-10 pass defenses than the Chiefs
in his games vs top-10 pass defenses, Purdy threw 5 TDs & 8 INTs via @SportsGrid
NEWS: #Chiefs standout rookie Rashee Rice was asked what it means that in the postseason Patrick Mahomes is 3-0 against Josh Allen
“What would you think about that? HE IS BETTER THEN JOSH.”
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(Via @NFLonFOX)
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on...
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
Chiefs had more yards, far more passing yards, more first downs, more yards per play, allowed fewer sacks, had fewer turnovers, won time of possession but yea, it was the refs. Damn refs. Always against the Bengals.