Matt McGuire

Suburban Dad Simulation

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@Rainmaker1973 The murderous glare is giving it away

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@amy_surplice I see ripe mulberries in Maplewood

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@667Rippa @dustyslay I thought that was a New England thing. Brown bread and baked beans. Yum.

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@WilliamAder @SaltyMacTavish Not people with aphantasia.

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@Bob_Janke Cavemen will at best be in Limbo - the first circle of hell - with Virgil and everyone else who died before baptism.

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@NoreenWise777 That's a hard no.

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

"I look forward to", "should", "inevitably", "it will be", "surely".

The anti-PC gang have been doing comedy for decades and they still talk about being funny the way NASA talks about getting to Mars one day.

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@bixskahill15 Looks like an alien egg

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@stribrooks @quick13 I wish I could see a banana with a jaunty hat. I have a banana, but no tiny jaunty hats, so that's on me.

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@amy_surplice Only the people you see in front of you are faster. I'm sure there are plenty of people behind you and of course the ones not even racing. Keep on keeping on!

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@depthsofwiki Bruh

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@fineanddanya @jbouie Tintin au Tibet would disagree

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@TiredActor

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@MuellerSheWrote Not the whole state though

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@SommerShandy I got some anime thing

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@NeilPBardhan @annadrozzy Where was the event?

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@PopCrave The old razzle dazzle

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@JenaFriedman Saw this because Twitter thinks this is about core fitness and that I might be interested in core fitness. Wrong on both accounts.

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@bernardblanch @mbmcmanamon @Susannatown @MariaMihalik @kathygori @TheRealHoarse It's possible it has another meaning for people who live in Ireland.