Matt Mortimer

ameristralian 🇦🇺🇺🇸 | adopted chicagoan 🪩 | gcd copy

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@concertleaks malort

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microsoft365partygirl

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@RiotFest what smell's funny?

a clown's fart

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@concertleaks imagine the number of calls people will have to make before they're able to leave

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@ComedyBangBang @EdiPattersonHi @tim_baltz @willhines @PFTompkins @earwolf @ScottAukerman Time to celebrate with: LLLLLLLLLLLEMON FFFFFFFIFERS

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@HuinGuillaume - midterms

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@HYPERMYSTx yaaaas bow twink!

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@DANNYonPC @PlayApex dead. only referring to him as bow twink forever more

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@WestLoopTom @dovetailbrewery @chicagobulls @chicagobars @MailmanJack65 GSM bar staff are the best

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🎶 so-ir-re-le-vant 🎶

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Katy Perry seemingly kisses the ground after returning from Space.

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@Osvaldatore I miss demeter

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@ca11mebiles this is art

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@concertleaks who doesn't love boiled peanuts

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@BinetLes Tell us your #guest story

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@lollapalooza

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The Chewtalist (2024)

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The Chewtalist

[Shannon Burns @itsshannonburns]

Adrien Brody throwing his gum to his girlfriend while going up to accept his Oscar

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@RGA Humbled and honored to receive this tweet

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New Bond villain just dropped

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Who’d you pick as the next Bond?