Matthew Early

That extremely English product: the natural nonconformist with a conservative regard for the best tradition.
- Economist by training,
- SCM by profession,

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@viewsoff_ Thought it was a picture of a bank on Tatooine

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@MayorofLondon As already seen, making it harder for landlords to make a decent income removes the number of rental properties available. Reduction in supply drives prices up.
Therefore, this would actually exacerbate the issue.

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@BBCNews Because that would mean actually attending parliament

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@Questingvole1 How the trenches will not be devastating when they will dig up one of only 3 roads in and out of the post densely populated city in the country is a bit like saying the trenches on the somme wernt really that bad.

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@KaylaChowShow Is this a eupthanism?

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@guardian Sure it wasn't just this

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@JoKingDevon @Redrow @DevonWildlife @Teignbridge @Shitlawns Personally, I'd rip up the lot of it myself and leave it in a pile on their drive,

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@SoVeryBritish Mistaking being reserved for being shy

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@JackMar16008694 @RossAMataz @malc_hill @lokiscottishrap Pre or post brexit?
Genuinely curious if this analysis shows any change, and assumes Scotland would be an EU member or not

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@RussInCheshire Came home today to find my wife had put the heating on. Outraged. She wasn't even wearing a jumper.
Claimed the baby was cold.
Pffft, poor excuse.

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@bo01691 @DMichaelFavre @doublezero100 @IRideAlone2 @JamesMelville Erm, what am I going to mix rum with?

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@BBCNews But inheritance is all us millennials have!! How else are we going to get a house

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@Murf_twin Ooo, ooo, all the polish employees at large aerospace manufacturer left. But there is no one to replace them, so they can't deliver their order book...oh, wait 🤷

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@RevRichardColes Presumably if the tories can't decide on a new leader who has the backing of a majority of MPs then, yes he can

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@10_Kiieran_10 @kendallrowanx Genuinely, that's because your tv isn't good enough. Your tv can't keep up with the HD (not all HD tvs are the same amount of HD)
If it helps - my TV does the same.

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@JamesDuddridge 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahahahahahahahahahahaha
what a prick

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@BBCNews I'm a cub-scout leader and one of my cubs told me he'd be cold this year because his parents couldn't afford to put the heating on. He's 7 years old!
I am livid
#CostOfLivingCrisis

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@DavidHenigUK Build state owned nuclear power stations.
True keynsian approach it terms of infrastructure spending, plus aides energy security and environmental goals longer time, and being state owned can cap prices for users. Win all round.

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Surprising how you can be up at half 3 and still late for work.
#Children