neil matthews

photographer, father, partner; i'm not perfect but i'm OK

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@Epiphone wow, got this for Christmas and giving it a once over I find this. Not great QC there is it 🙄

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@BBCSport the interviewer after the track events “so, you lost, you must feel crap?” “So I guess you feel miserable?” “You were a bit rubbish, do you think you’ll be less rubbish if you do it again in 2028?” Could she ask any more miserable questions? 🙄

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@5liveSport @BBCSport @redbullracing Max is a petulant child with anger and Daddy issues, get him under control before someone gets seriously 😞

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@UberUK you need to start using taxi rank rules. Getting sick of drivers bouncing you if they get a better offer. Just had 4 bail in Glasgow. It appears to be getting more regular. You’re not Deliveroo!!

[neil matthews @mattneil]

Happy International Women’s Day @redbullracing

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@F1 Today was judgement on whether I cancel my @SkySportsF1 channel. Guess I’m a few quid better off each month! He’s a great driver but man is it boring. And no…I don’t support 1 team/driver, just a fan of F1 since late 60s 🙄

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@LizNourshargh @OctopusEnergy @g__j I too had this. Was £300+ in credit, then a note saying meter was broken and credit wiped out 😞

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@Matt_Pinner Wtf am I doing up at 2!

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@AJDWriter88 When David queued Snowy in I’m pretty sure he ‘cued’ him in 🤔

[neil matthews @mattneil]

Watching the Ben Elton Show. So good that he let Brian and Roger talk. Shame they didn’t get chance to remove the One Show graphics before he started his show.

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@theJeremyVine I’d die in that instance. I can’t swim

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@BMWMotorradUK Hi. It’s not even made it to a centre yet! You don’t need my frame number there are currently 4 bikes waiting for camshafts that you can’t provide. They obviously don’t want another bike cluttering up the workshop. I’ve had the update - end of April! 🤬

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@BMWMotorradUK so that’s another month of not riding my S1000RR due to your inability to get the parts (for the recall you instigated), to dealers. Been waiting since Jan, now told end of April, 4 months of paying you for not riding the bike #S1000RR @MCNnews

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@LynnWarrington3 @JillMansell 100th time?!? Pah, you’re both beginners 😝😂

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@PoliceWilmslow I’m pretty sure people mean they never see the Police on the street, following up reports, investigating crimes - not in surgeries…

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@Pops__o My Spring starts 1st March, I like to beat the rush

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@trussliz so basically, a big boy did it and ran away?

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@jeffprestridge Happened to me. No explanation, although there were ‘hints’ at Money Laundering! @NatWestBusiness less transparent than MPs expenses

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@F1 Remember when F1 was a race and not the Kardashians?

[neil matthews @mattneil]

@SKODAUK The @Tesla with functioning software!!!