matt nelson

once called a “liberal, politically correct, commy, pinko ass”

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@Columbia1938 @starwars Honestly such a disappointment. Added two things to my cart right at 6:30, said it was reserved, went to check out, and nothing.
Never buying Columbia again.

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@misterscottfree That’s the night that the lights went out in Genosha

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@ScribnerBooks @StephenKing @skdotcom_news No matter how many times I’ve read Children of the Corn it will always be able to terrify me.

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@ScribnerBooks @StephenKing Still terrified of thick fog to this day thanks to the Mist.

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@ScribnerBooks @StephenKing @skdotcom_news “Pearson tried to scream but shock robbed his voice and he was able to produce only a low, choked whuffling - the sound of a man moaning in his sleep.”

The amount of times I’ve used “whuffling” after reading the Ten O’Clock People.

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@ScribnerBooks @StephenKing 1408 and The Road Virus Heads North in one collection. Two of his best.

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@ScribnerBooks @StephenKing @skdotcom_news A friend of mine named their child Willa and I asked them if they were a Steven King fan and they looked at me like I was insane. Still a great story hahaha

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@ScribnerBooks @StephenKing @skdotcom_news Drunken Fireworks is one of the all time best. Have to read it every Fourth of July.

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@TaylorJacobs @DiscussingFilm He doesn’t miss. And the black, white, and blood books have been amazing.

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

Stephen King graciously offered to sign 50 copies of this issue when it is published later this summer. Sunday night, I will pick one random winner to receive a signed copy. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck!

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@TaylorJacobs @ZombiesGoNomNom I’m in for that, beat the random pixel I would have gotten

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@ScribnerBooks @StephenKing “We’re all alone. That’s why we have friends. To make the loneliness easier to take.” - Holly Gibney

@Sophie_Nelson_ @BriLidke

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

GIVEAWAY TIME: Next weekend I will select 10 random winners and sign them up for a 5 issue subscription to Cemetery Dance, starting with the below issue, coming this spring. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@TaylorJacobs @Wario64 Wonderful, one more chance at disappointment.

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

no matter how awful you may be there is a white guy named matt that’s worse

[Sophie @Sophie_Nelson_]

Starting a petition to turn the Olympics into a yearly draft. You get a letter in the mail saying “you are a member of the 2023 United States Olympic Curling Team. See you in *insert city*.” You have one year to train.

[Sophie @Sophie_Nelson_]

This week on VEEP, President Biden launches Operation FART (Free At-Home Rapid Tests)

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@MetalGearTrex The Green Death is the best Classic story of all time.

[matt nelson @mattnelson66]

@mrtimlong This Cromulent Man #SimpsonsSmiths