Matt Nienaber

I glow in the dark.

[Matt Nienaber @mattnienaber]

Good lord I’m old. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Matt Nienaber @mattnienaber]

Hi, hello, I’m the smartest person on planet Earth. I take back everything I said about the NYT. Wordle 247 2/6

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[Matt Nienaber @mattnienaber]

It’s a gay Friday night, watching a doc about auto-tune… “why don’t I sound like Cher?” Hmmm

[🌿Ethan🍄‍🟫 read Peregrine Lake Comic @illusbal]

as a person with a bachelor’s degree in illustration and 5+ years of professional experience my opinion is that wild berry poptarts have the perfect color palette

[Matt Nienaber @mattnienaber]

Cold river water, hot summer air, and no where to be. Even though I overestimated how peaceful the river would be on a holiday weekend, nothing can stop me from finding my bliss! #lensflare @ Niangua River https://t.co/Nl4oqLSaxA

[Matt Nienaber @mattnienaber]

I must say, 30 has never looked... so accurate! I didn’t take very good pics at my birthday party, but I had such a great time, surrounded by all my favorite people. Thank you ankeesling !!! 🥳 @ Springfield, Missouri https://t.co/fvvxsYmWwY

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

In dark times, it's important to remember that America can be what we make of it.

We have more power than we can imagine when we wield it together.

Let's keep raising our voices, marching, and registering to vote.

We’ll celebrate all we accomplish next Independence Day. 🇺🇸

[Matt Nienaber @mattnienaber]

Nothing brightens up my office quite like these two smiling faces! https://t.co/2xmrMw8Sq9

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today reminds us that progress might be slow. It might take decades. But no matter what things might look like today, it’s always possible. Happy Pride month, everybody.

[Matt Nienaber @mattnienaber]

#blacklivesmatter https://t.co/DOi7P4rzKn

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

Mary Shelley's diary from 1824 is a quarantine mood!!!!

[RubMor @QBruby]

1920: Alcohol is prohibited

2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

I’ve got an outside door that sounds like Britney Spears

[Aquaria 🤌🏼 @aquariaofficial]

Literally me, every time after using a sheet mask:

[Matt Nienaber @mattnienaber]

I loved the musical stylings, hilarious comedy, and stunning costume reveals of real biological woman, Trixie Mattel! 💖 @ The Truman https://t.co/zCmObZIFwU

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

It’s Missouri you stone cold idiot.

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

Best artwork of all time...😭

[🐦‍🔥ラディックス 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @radixhidayat]

This is peak meme. So simple. So deep. So powerful. The avant-garde of memes.

[Matt Nienaber @mattnienaber]

Have yourself a merry little Christmas! 🎄❄️✨ @ Silver Dollar City Attractions https://t.co/aM2FRZLxV2