Matthew O

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[Matthew O @matto1733]

I was 20 years old when I bought my first house...what have you been doing with your life 🤔

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"you’re soooo funnyyy"

thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[Big O @Riverboat_Ross]

You can only watch ONE group for the rest of your life.

Which one are you choosing? 🤔

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[jana 🇱🇧 @summervv1ne]

game is so boring the commentator started talking about the colonialist history of portugal and spain and how they were in a struggle to “discover” more land 😭😭😭😭

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

Imagine having a midfield of Vitinha, Bruno and Joao Neves and still creating absolutely NOTHING. This is so embarrassing.

[TC @totalcristiano]

‘You’re not even Portuguese’

Me at my house:

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[sephie is sane @3thyr3al]

despite being an "angry bird" it remains stoic in the face of conflict, many of us could learn a lesson here

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

ESTAMOS AQUI!

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

My son doesn’t like cool ranch doritos so I killed him with a gun

[Coach Kai (Whatscookinginthekitchen) @Kai_Gozo]

Portugal half time thoughts.

WHAT IS PORTUGAL DOING? Self inflicted.

I am so annoyed with Roberto Martinez.

You have Bernado, Vitinha and Neves to keep the ball and do that midfield tippitappetry.
Why.. Oh why do you have Bruno doing the same thing???

- Ronaldo dropping short when the best passer is on the ball LOOKING AT YOU.
-Forced Bruno to play short unnecessarily by the box.. When Congo block is strong.. You need runs and passes.
-Mendes not actually being used more. What is the idea with that? You have a fullback with miles and you're not doing a 2v1 With Wan Bissaka..when AWB is bad at 2v1 situations
-Then you have Cancelo.. The best delivery from out wide.. And yet he's playing deep or passing inside all the time.. What's the point of Bernado Silva if he can't help Cancelo go on the overlap as he cuts in on his left?
Cancelo can't be of use while that deep.

CRISTIANO RONALDO WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL IF YOU DON'T USE HIM RIGHT. HE WILL BE YOUR HERO IF YOU
TRUST YOUR CREATORS.

Possession filled nonsense performance. Very bad for me.

[FeyValentine @valentine_fey]

Lo de Qatar va quedar en anécdota, que barbaridad lo de Messi a veces se me olvida porque ahora juega contra los granjeros de Wisconsin, el único futbolista que juega con otro reglamento.

[Matthew O @matto1733]

Keep this shit on LinkedIn

[RuthAurelia @RuthAurelle]

I found a wallet on the sidewalk with $300 inside.
The ID said the owner lived three streets away.
When I returned it, he smiled and said, "I knew someone honest would find it."
The next day, a job offer arrived from a company I'd never applied to.
He was the CEO.

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

Absolutely disgusting

Grindr went woke and added a rainbow flag to their pfp now

[☄️ @Aatishfishann]

to be loved is to be seen

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

okay thanks

[guatemalan sith lord 🇬🇹🇺🇸🇲🇽🇵🇸 @hispanic_boi]

I might quit my job to focus on the World Cup